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I almost wish they'd left him alone and let him summon his turtle army to battle.

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He's just going to need the entire town to stay completely still until he's done.

Sweet Jesus that is going to be a long painful death!

Walk! Walk for your lives!

For years a quiet neighbor, he's finally coming out of his shell.

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