[BLEEP] you and the horse you rode in on.
(05-24-2019, 09:57 AM)Caldrac Wrote: [ -> ][BLEEP] you and the horse you rode in on.
"That wasn't a horse, it was your mother. And I wasn't riding, I was mounted."
Best comeback I ever heard for that line.
(05-24-2019, 10:47 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ] (05-24-2019, 09:57 AM)Caldrac Wrote: [ -> ][BLEEP] you and the horse you rode in on.
"That wasn't a horse, it was your mother. And I wasn't riding, I was mounted."
Best comeback I ever heard for that line.
Thank you, I just choked on my root beer on that one........
"You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits."
"Well [BLEEP] me sideways with a lunchbox."
-Ethan Albright
If I wanted any lip from you, I’d jiggle my zipper.
Okay, here's a football one...
We made up for our lack of speed by not tackling.
[BLEEP] in one hand and ‘want’ in the other, see which fills up faster.
Pick and choose your battles wisely.
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(05-25-2019, 01:55 PM)Caldrac Wrote: [ -> ]Time heals all wounds.
Lots of wounds fester and kill you.
(05-26-2019, 04:57 AM)Caldrac Wrote: [ -> ]Pick and choose your battles wisely.
I used to tell people at work: Don't fight battles that aren't worth fighting, and don't fight battles you can't win.
I saved a few careers with that advice.
(05-26-2019, 10:34 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: [ -> ] (05-26-2019, 04:57 AM)Caldrac Wrote: [ -> ]Pick and choose your battles wisely.
I used to tell people at work: Don't fight battles that aren't worth fighting, and don't fight battles you can't win.
I saved a few careers with that advice.
"You don't slap up."
"If you keep an open mind your brain will leak out, unless it's bigger than a pea."
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.
Stupid is as stupid does- Forrest Gump
Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.
Stay frosty.
“Any man worth the name knows the value of being unreachable.” Al Swearengen (Deadwood)
Boy, do I agree with that one.
Another good one of mine that I think every professional should take to heart.
"I am the weapon. The sword is just a friend that I take into battle."
- Unknown Samurai
Nothing is more wasteful than becoming very good at doing something you shouldn't be doing at all.
Like I told my last wife, I says, “Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.” - Jack Burton