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Bud Light is offering free beer to any alien that makes it out of Area 51

The world is ready to finally see the secrets hidden inside Area 51. And if one of those secrets happens to be living aliens, well, we have good news -- they'll be greeted with free cans of Bud Light.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/18/us/area-5...eA-Vyn8MhU
If Bud Light was my first taste of human civilization, I'd go home.
(07-18-2019, 02:20 PM)TJBender Wrote: [ -> ]If Bud Light was my first taste of human civilization, I'd go home.

I’ll take the rest of it off your hands.  

When are those yahoos going to raid Area 51 again?  We need to have it live streamed.  I’d sit down with a Bud Light watching that train wreck.
(07-18-2019, 02:20 PM)TJBender Wrote: [ -> ]If Bud Light was my first taste of human civilization, I'd go home.

^^^^^ This ^^^^^
(07-18-2019, 02:26 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-18-2019, 02:20 PM)TJBender Wrote: [ -> ]If Bud Light was my first taste of human civilization, I'd go home.

I’ll take the rest of it off your hands.  

When are those yahoos going to raid Area 51 again?  We need to have it live streamed.  I’d sit down with a Bud Light watching that train wreck.

900,000 people will be meeting under the cover of darkness and storming the notoriously secretive Area 51 on Friday, September 20,
(07-18-2019, 02:59 PM)The Drifter Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-18-2019, 02:26 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]I’ll take the rest of it off your hands.  

When are those yahoos going to raid Area 51 again?  We need to have it live streamed.  I’d sit down with a Bud Light watching that train wreck.

900,000 people will be meeting under the cover of darkness and storming the notoriously secretive Area 51 on Friday, September 20,

Will Vegas be taking bets on what gets them first?  Ear piercing noise, microwaves, tear gas, rattlesnakes, non lethal projectiles, exhaustion.
(07-18-2019, 02:59 PM)The Drifter Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-18-2019, 02:26 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]I’ll take the rest of it off your hands.  

When are those yahoos going to raid Area 51 again?  We need to have it live streamed.  I’d sit down with a Bud Light watching that train wreck.

900,000 people will be meeting under the cover of darkness and storming the notoriously secretive Area 51 on Friday, September 20,

Not real.
(07-18-2019, 03:30 PM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-18-2019, 02:59 PM)The Drifter Wrote: [ -> ]900,000 people will be meeting under the cover of darkness and storming the notoriously secretive Area 51 on Friday, September 20,

Not real.

I read elsewhere it was hoping to have 100k.  Still, a freaking joke.  Idk what these guys think their gonna accomplish. Aside from making a fool of themselves.
(07-18-2019, 07:37 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-18-2019, 03:30 PM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]Not real.

I read elsewhere it was hoping to have 100k.  Still, a freaking joke.  Idk what these guys think their gonna accomplish. Aside from making a fool of themselves.

Read more.  It was never serious.
(07-18-2019, 08:12 PM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-18-2019, 07:37 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]I read elsewhere it was hoping to have 100k.  Still, a freaking joke.  Idk what these guys think their gonna accomplish. Aside from making a fool of themselves.

Read more.  It was never serious.

No doubt, some mentally unhinged people will take it seriously though. They won't make it 5 feet onto the property before they are eliminated.