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Doctors were forced to AMPUTATE a Viagra user's penis, dozens of men suffered persistent erections from the drug and 28 patients died in the past two years, watchdog reveals
  • Some 279 side effects were reported by men in the UK over the last two years
  • Men suffered with blurred vision, a blocked nose, or a banana-shaped phallus
  • There have been 28 recorded deaths from taking the drug, a watchdog says
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...L-Fq7IL9tk
He should have boned up on the possible side effects.
Careful what you purchase. Always make sure it’s the bonafide drug. Others are just a rip-off
I would say to keep a stiff upper lip but that would be hard to do..
"She's doing good, she's doing real good..." stated the patient's fiancee, Miss. Parcells.
I read the thread title as "forced to amputate vagina user's penis". I thought, wow, what went wrong?
(09-14-2019, 01:12 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]I would say to keep a stiff upper lip but that would be hard to do..

Plus they might amputate that too! Laughing
That must have been hard on him.
That article was a hard read.
Sounds like the doctor got down to the root of the problem.
It was a hard life
Someone should erect a monument.
I can't get up for that idea, it's anticlimactic.
"Men suffered with blurred vision, a blocked nose, or a banana-shaped phallus."

How does a prolonged erection lead to a blocked nose?
I'm not sure I want to know that story.

Never mind.
So does the doctor ask the patient if he wants to take it home in a Ziploc bag?
(09-17-2019, 02:49 PM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]So does the doctor ask the patient if he wants to take it home in a Ziploc bag?

His wife probably sent it to a taxidermy shop.
(09-17-2019, 03:30 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-17-2019, 02:49 PM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]So does the doctor ask the patient if he wants to take it home in a Ziploc bag?

His wife probably sent it to a taxidermy shop.

The final mounting?
(09-16-2019, 09:27 AM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]Someone should erect a monument.

I was really trying to fit in an “erect a statue” joke.   Just couldn’t think of any set ups I liked.   Kudos to you for having the balls to try.
(09-17-2019, 07:23 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-16-2019, 09:27 AM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]Someone should erect a monument.

I was really trying to fit in an “erect a statue” joke.   Just couldn’t think of any set ups I liked.   Kudos to you for having the balls to try.

Balls are great, but you can't hit it without a bat.
(09-18-2019, 08:42 AM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-17-2019, 07:23 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]I was really trying to fit in an “erect a statue” joke.   Just couldn’t think of any set ups I liked.   Kudos to you for having the balls to try.

Balls are great, but you can't hit it without a bat.

But occasionally you’ll get hit by the ball and still get on base.  Not ideal, I know, but still helps the team
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