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Man, 62, Busted On Lewdness Charge For Wearing Saran Wrap Bikini On New Jersey Beach
 

A New Jersey man is facing a lewdness charge after fellow beachgoers spotted him wearing a “homemade, clear plastic wrap bikini, where his genitals were clearly exposed.”

 

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/bikini/s...ust-648293

 

Gotta try that..
Quote:Gotta try that..


No, please don't.
Quote:No, please don't.


Why? It covers more than usual
Quote:Why? It covers more than usual




:blink:
Life goals
I can clearly see he's nuts...
What a guy.

Whether or not it was lewd, it was offensive to the senses. 62 year old men should be covered from head to toe at all times.

Damn was looking for pictures
Quote:Damn was looking for pictures



Really?? Sick
Quote:Really?? Sick


I can hook him up
Quote:I can clearly see he's nuts...


Don't be so hard on the guy.
Quote:Don't be so hard on the guy.



I think he misspelled "his"....
Quote:Really?? Sick


You know you want to see a picture of homebiscuit
Quote:You know you want to see a picture of homebiscuit



Don't make me waste my hurricane food supply like that!! Sick
Say the word and all I have to do is unhitch this one little overall strap here...

Quote:Say the word and all I have to do is unhitch this one little overall strap here...


Pray the wind holds it up for you!! Lol
Quote:Pray the wind holds it up for you!! Lol
 

With the right music and mood lighting, hurricane Camille would be powerless. 
Quote:With the right music and mood lighting, hurricane Camille would be powerless.


Bow chicka bow bow!!