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1. If you pretty much damn well guarantee that your team is not going to the playoffs by late October/Early November on a yearly basis, you must be a Jaguar fan!

2. If your team has a Rookie QB  who breaks NFL Records, Creates a Fanbase with excitement,, gives national media attention to the least favorite team in the league, and you bench him for a mediocre QB? You must be a Jaguar fan!

3. If your team has been building for  5+ years and still has many glaring holes, you must be a Jaguar Fan!

4. If your fan base has a front office with a losing culture but many fans continue supporting them?  You must be a Jaguar Fan!

5. If your out of town and tell people who your favorite team is and they instantly look at you with pity or confusion?  You must be a Jaguar Fan!

6. If your team has  a top 5 running back in football and run it only 8 times playing  with a QB who hasn't played in 2 months,   You must be a Jaguar Fan!

I am proud to say I'm a Jaguar Fan!

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7. If you can't spell Jaguar in your thread title, you could be a tittians fan!
(11-19-2019, 08:26 PM)PF* Wrote: [ -> ]7. If you can't spell Jaguar in your thread title, you could be a tittians fan!

We got a winner.

I’d also say, if you use Jeff Foxworthy as your inspiration, you may also be a tittians fan.
(11-19-2019, 08:26 PM)PF* Wrote: [ -> ]7. If you can't spell Jaguar in your thread title, you could be a tittians fan!

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I don’t see how an offensive coordinator can have a young, stud at RB, and only give him 8 carries per game regardless of the score.

It also gives your defense a break.

Yep, I’m a Jaguar fam too.
8.) If you trade an underperforming RB to the texans and he runs all over your team TWICE ....

Yep....you gotta be a Jaguars fan.

Hey this is kind of fun!
9.) If you pay big money to FA, but don't resign or trade away your own drafted players....

You must be a Jaguar Fan.
(11-19-2019, 08:18 PM)jaguarmvp Wrote: [ -> ]1. If you pretty much damn well guarantee that your team is not going to the playoffs by late October/Early November on a yearly basis, you must be a Jaguar fan!

As info, Gus Bradley was 1-13 in September so we were out of the playoff run by the end of September during his 4-year era.  Sad
(11-20-2019, 11:21 AM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-19-2019, 08:18 PM)jaguarmvp Wrote: [ -> ]1. If you pretty much damn well guarantee that your team is not going to the playoffs by late October/Early November on a yearly basis, you must be a Jaguar fan!

As info, Gus Bradley was 1-13 in September so we were out of the playoff run by the end of September during his 4-year era.  Sad

If being out of playoff contention by late October/early November can be seen as a positive, you must be a Jaguar fan.
(11-20-2019, 09:05 AM)JagFanatic24 Wrote: [ -> ]I don’t see how an offensive coordinator can have a young, stud at RB, and only give him 8 carries per game regardless of the score.

It also gives your defense a break.

Yep, I’m a Jaguar fam too.

That’s why the canned his [BLEEP] in Minnesota apparently.
10.) If you feel like making the playoffs is like most other teams making it to the Super Bowl, you must be a Jaguars fan.

11) If you know that once you trade away a scrub on the team, they will play like a pro-bowler the few years after for the other team, you must be a Jaguars fan.

12) If you like sprinkles on a bologna sandwich, you must be a Jaguars fan.
13. IF the NFL draft is your teams Super Bowl.... You must be a Jaguar Fan!
14. If you understand that 91% of anything is something...you must be a Jaguar fan.
(11-20-2019, 09:40 AM)Mowerguy Wrote: [ -> ]8.) If you trade an underperforming RB to the texans and he runs all over your team TWICE ....

Yep....you gotta be a Jaguars fan.

Hey this is kind of fun!

Trade?
Try give away.
He was released by the jags. Signed with the Chiefs.
AFTER they spent a 5th round pick to acquire him
Double whammy
The Texans traded with the Chiefs for him
Because...
(11-20-2019, 11:16 AM)JagsFansince1995 Wrote: [ -> ]9.) If you pay big money to FA, but don't resign or trade away your own drafted players....

You must be a Jaguar Fan.

15)You sign a FA who was good the year before but then goes on 'vacation' after signing with your team. Must be a Jaguars fan.

16) The media consistently predicts your team to finish 4th in the division, and even when they don't you underachieve? Must be a jaguars fan.

17) You draft a new offensive lineman every year, but your line still sucks. Must be a jags fan

18) You trade picks for obvious busts who end up not producing on your team and getting cut the next season. Definitely a jags fan.

19.) You go on a winning streak only to immediately get thumped by your divisions foes who can't seem to beat anyone else. Must be a jags fan.
20. If the media keeps predicting your team is moving to London.... You must be a Jaguar Fan!
If you were once part of a large scale Message Board protest over the words "Ice Cream" being banned and threatened to bring giant plastic ice cream cones to the stadium to embarrass the coach unless the ban was lifted, you must be a Jaguars Fan...
If the only excitement of the season is geared towards men with moustaches, you might be a Jaguars fan.
If you are mentally scarred by the phrases "Stevens Point", "Keep chopping wood", "We have to go back and look at the tape" and "You know..." then you might just be a Jaguars fan.
24. - If you hate seeing someone ....constantly smacking gum ....especially Head Coaches....You might be a Jaguars fan
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