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State Medical Board of Ohio to consider if being a Browns or Bengals fan qualifies for medical marijuana use

CLEVELAND, Ohio (WOIO) - Being a professional football fan in Ohio is stressful.
That’s why a petition was submitted to the State Medical Board requesting that being a fan of the Cleveland Browns or Cincinnati Bengals be considered as a qualifying condition for medical marijuana prescriptions.
Being a Browns or Bengals fan was one of 28 “conditions” submitted to the State Medical Board during the 2019 petition window:

https://www.fox19.com/2020/01/07/state-m...vXnMPzDUUE
(01-07-2020, 07:03 PM)The Drifter Wrote: [ -> ]State Medical Board of Ohio to consider if being a Browns or Bengals fan qualifies for medical marijuana use

CLEVELAND, Ohio (WOIO) - Being a professional football fan in Ohio is stressful.
That’s why a petition was submitted to the State Medical Board requesting that being a fan of the Cleveland Browns or Cincinnati Bengals be considered as a qualifying condition for medical marijuana prescriptions.
Being a Browns or Bengals fan was one of 28 “conditions” submitted to the State Medical Board during the 2019 petition window:

https://www.fox19.com/2020/01/07/state-m...vXnMPzDUUE

If you don't ask, the answer is always no.

Come to think of it, nearly everyone I grew up with was a heavy drinker, so they've been used to medicating their blues away...
Being a Browns fan ought to get you a prescription for IV painkillers.