That doesn’t surprise me at all. This is the kind of event that weeds out the weak marriages.
An old man who'd been married for 60 years was interviewed by the local paper. The reporter asked him about his secret to such a long and successful marriage.
He looked the reporter in the eye and said "We go out to dinner every week."
The reporter, incredulous, said, "That's all? You just go to dinner?"
The man answered, "Yes, I go on Tuesday and my wife goes on Thursday."
On the flip side:
An urban legend was told about President Calvin Coolidge and the First Lady:
On a visit to a local farm Mrs Coolidge is shown the prize bull and informed that he can perform six times a day.
She says, "See that the President hears about this, please."
President Coolidge sees it and is told the good news. He is impressed and asks, "All with the same cow, of course?"
"Indeed not, Mr President! It's a different cow every time!"
"See that the First Lady hears about this, please."
(07-28-2020, 07:15 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]An old man who'd been married for 60 years was interviewed by the local paper. The reporter asked him about his secret to such a long and successful marriage.
He looked the reporter in the eye and said "We go out to dinner every week."
The reporter, incredulous, said, "That's all? You just go to dinner?"
The man answered, "Yes, I go on Tuesday and my wife goes on Thursday."
On the flip side:
An urban legend was told about President Calvin Coolidge and the First Lady:
On a visit to a local farm Mrs Coolidge is shown the prize bull and informed that he can perform six times a day.
She says, "See that the President hears about this, please."
President Coolidge sees it and is told the good news. He is impressed and asks, "All with the same cow, of course?"
"Indeed not, Mr President! It's a different cow every time!"
"See that the First Lady hears about this, please."
Nice !!!
(07-28-2020, 07:15 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]An old man who'd been married for 60 years was interviewed by the local paper. The reporter asked him about his secret to such a long and successful marriage.
He looked the reporter in the eye and said "We go out to dinner every week."
The reporter, incredulous, said, "That's all? You just go to dinner?"
The man answered, "Yes, I go on Tuesday and my wife goes on Thursday."
On the flip side:
An urban legend was told about President Calvin Coolidge and the First Lady:
On a visit to a local farm Mrs Coolidge is shown the prize bull and informed that he can perform six times a day.
She says, "See that the President hears about this, please."
President Coolidge sees it and is told the good news. He is impressed and asks, "All with the same cow, of course?"
"Indeed not, Mr President! It's a different cow every time!"
"See that the First Lady hears about this, please."
I always love good joke. Those are good.
COVID doesn't cause divorces.
MARRIAGES cause divorces.
It is also causing suicides and depression, but that topic is for another day or forum I guess.
Domestic violence calls are also up, especially in our phase one stay at home order here in NC.
I've never drank more and spent less in my life.
(07-28-2020, 03:18 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: [ -> ]I've never drank more and spent less in my life.
Actually remarkable the cash we have been saving. I knew we had been going out a lot but Dayum!!
I knew the coronavirus was coming, that's why i got divorced 24 years ago.
(07-28-2020, 05:22 PM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]I knew the coronavirus was coming, that's why i got divorced 24 years ago.
That's what I call forward thinking. Right now, I'm sure you're basking in solitaire reaping the benefits of your decision back in 1996
(07-29-2020, 06:05 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: [ -> ] (07-28-2020, 05:22 PM)Rico Wrote: [ -> ]I knew the coronavirus was coming, that's why i got divorced 24 years ago.
That's what I call forward thinking. Right now, I'm sure you're basking in solitaire reaping the benefits of your decision back in 1996
No, pretty sure he’s remarried now.
Divorced 21 years ago this month....... Enjoying my singletude
Remember...... Turbos cost money, Wife/Girlfriend cost money...... They all make a whining sound so choose wisely
(07-29-2020, 06:40 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ] (07-29-2020, 06:05 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: [ -> ]That's what I call forward thinking. Right now, I'm sure you're basking in solitaire reaping the benefits of your decision back in 1996
No, pretty sure he’s remarried now.
Sologamy --
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sologamy
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