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Don't shoot the messenger.  I'm not saying this means anything.  It's just a funny, boneheaded screwup.  

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/14...ets-414883

"A digital ad released by a fundraising arm of the Trump campaign on Sept. 11 calling on people to “support our troops” uses a stock photo of Russian-made fighter jets and Russian models dressed as soldiers."
Not as funny as Joe Biden playing Despacito to try and pander to Latinos.

https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1306046618412748800
(09-16-2020, 07:58 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: [ -> ]Don't shoot the messenger.  I'm not saying this means anything.  It's just a funny, boneheaded screwup.  

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/14...ets-414883

"A digital ad released by a fundraising arm of the Trump campaign on Sept. 11 calling on people to “support our troops” uses a stock photo of Russian-made fighter jets and Russian models dressed as soldiers."

Lol, what a bunch of maroons. The left (meaning the MSM) will have fun with that, and they should. This is what happens when people who have never served try to quantify the military. 

If I were in charge of PR and promotions I would make damn sure any graphics or text alluding to the military is passed by someone with military experience before it's released. They see cool looking stock photos online and it all looks the same to the untrained eye.
I can hear Trump now. " You're fired!"
It's instantly clear those are MiG jets in the photo. It was such an easy mistake to avoid.

Btw, if you want to see what a MiG-29 (a gorgeous aircraft) can do, here is a cockpit view of a Polish Air Force pilot flying one in an airshow. One of my favorite parts is at the 3:51 mark when he puts it into a straight up stall and then noses it over. Very cool video.

https://youtu.be/GOLWf2fWnUc
(09-16-2020, 09:18 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]It's instantly clear those are MiG jets in the photo. It was such an easy mistake to avoid.

Btw, if you want to see what a MiG-29 (a gorgeous aircraft) can do, here is a cockpit view of a Polish Air Force pilot flying one in an airshow. One of my favorite parts is at the 3:51 mark when he puts it into a straight up stall and then noses it over. Very cool video.

https://youtu.be/GOLWf2fWnUc

The SU-27 Flanker is probably the best Russian fighter ever made. It may be old but it was made to counter the F-15 which I still consider the best fighter of all time.
(09-16-2020, 08:29 AM)jagibelieve Wrote: [ -> ]Not as funny as Joe Biden playing Despacito to try and pander to Latinos.

https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1306046618412748800

You do know the reason he played that song was that he had just been introduced by an artist who performed that song, right? 

Trumpettes always seem to think their initial thoughts upon hearing FOX's latest propaganda are correct, and never bother fact checking.
(09-17-2020, 11:15 AM)rollerjag Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-16-2020, 08:29 AM)jagibelieve Wrote: [ -> ]Not as funny as Joe Biden playing Despacito to try and pander to Latinos.

https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1306046618412748800

You do know the reason he played that song was that he had just been introduced by an artist who performed that song, right? 

Trumpettes always seem to think their initial thoughts upon hearing FOX's latest propaganda are correct, and never bother fact checking.

He was pandering. It's obvious. And it's a reaction to him losing the latino vote in Florida

It's sad that you think it's your side that fact checks when it's nothing but lies and misinformation.
(09-17-2020, 11:30 AM)TrivialPursuit Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-17-2020, 11:15 AM)rollerjag Wrote: [ -> ]You do know the reason he played that song was that he had just been introduced by an artist who performed that song, right? 

Trumpettes always seem to think their initial thoughts upon hearing FOX's latest propaganda are correct, and never bother fact checking.

He was pandering. It's obvious. And it's a reaction to him losing the latino vote in Florida

It's sad that you think it's your side that fact checks when it's nothing but lies and misinformation.

It's only obvious if you ignore the fact I just presented to you. He's campaigning, what a shocker.

As for your last sentence, I'll match fact checking of your orange hero versus Biden any time you'd like.
(09-17-2020, 11:42 AM)rollerjag Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-17-2020, 11:30 AM)TrivialPursuit Wrote: [ -> ]He was pandering. It's obvious. And it's a reaction to him losing the latino vote in Florida

It's sad that you think it's your side that fact checks when it's nothing but lies and misinformation.

It's only obvious if you ignore the fact I just presented to you. He's campaigning, what a shocker.

As for your last sentence, I'll match fact checking of your orange hero versus Biden any time you'd like.

47 years in government with not a single piece of legit legislation to show for it.

You really know how to back a winner RJ.
(09-17-2020, 11:15 AM)rollerjag Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-16-2020, 08:29 AM)jagibelieve Wrote: [ -> ]Not as funny as Joe Biden playing Despacito to try and pander to Latinos.

https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1306046618412748800

You do know the reason he played that song was that he had just been introduced by an artist who performed that song, right? 

Trumpettes always seem to think their initial thoughts upon hearing FOX's latest propaganda are correct, and never bother fact checking.

Oh I know exactly why he did it.  The title of the song certainly is fitting for him (Slowly), and the lyrics could certainly go along with some of his creepy actions.

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(09-17-2020, 01:49 PM)jagibelieve Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-17-2020, 11:15 AM)rollerjag Wrote: [ -> ]You do know the reason he played that song was that he had just been introduced by an artist who performed that song, right? 

Trumpettes always seem to think their initial thoughts upon hearing FOX's latest propaganda are correct, and never bother fact checking.

Oh I know exactly why he did it.  The title of the song certainly is fitting for him (Slowly), and the lyrics could certainly go along with some of his creepy actions.

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Do you really want to go there? These are the actual words of the man you want to lead our country. He's a massive piece of [BLEEP].


Quote:[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Unknown: "She used to be great, she's still very beautiful."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "I moved on her actually. You know she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I'll admit it. I did try and [BLEEP] her, she was married."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Unknown: "That's huge news there."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "No, no, Nancy. No this was [inaudible] and I moved on her very heavily in fact I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. I moved on her like a [BLEEP]. I couldn't get there and she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony [BLEEP] and everything. She's totally changed her look."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "Your girl's hot as [BLEEP]. In the purple."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Multiple voices: "Whoah. Yes. Whoah."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "Yes. The Donald has scored. Whoah my man."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "Look at you. You are a [BLEEP]."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "You gotta get the thumbs up."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "Maybe it's a different one."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "It better not be the publicist. No, it's, it's her."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "Yeah that's her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "Whatever you want."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "Grab them by the [BLEEP]. You can do anything."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "Yeah those legs. All I can see is the legs."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "It looks good."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "Come on shorty."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "Oh nice legs huh."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "Get out of the way honey. Oh that's good legs. Go ahead."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "It's always good if you don't fall out of the bus. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember?"[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][As Mr Trump attempts to leave the vehicle he struggles with the door][/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "Down below, pull the handle."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][Mr Trump exits the bus and greets actress Arianne Zucker][/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "Hello, how are you? Hi."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Zucker: "Hi Mr Trump. How are you?"[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "Nice seeing you. Terrific. Terrific. You know Billy Bush?"[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "Hello nice to see you. How are you doing Arianne?"[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Zucker: "I'm doing very well thank you. [Addressing Trump] Are you ready to be a soap star?"[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "We're ready. Let's go. Make me a soap star."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "How about a little hug for the Donald, he's just off the bus?"[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Zucker: "Would you like a little hug darling?"[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "Absolutely. Melania said this was okay."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "How about a little hug for the Bushy, I just got off the bus? Here we go, here we go. Excellent."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][Mr Bush gesticulates towards Ms Zucker as he turns to Mr Trump][/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "Well you've got a good co-star here."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "Good. After you. Come on Billy, don't be shy."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "Soon as a beautiful woman shows up he just, he takes off. This always happens."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "Get over here, Billy."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Zucker: "I'm sorry, come here."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "Let the little guy in there. Come on."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Zucker: "Yeah, let the little guy in. How you feel now, better? I should actually be in the middle."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "It's hard to walk next to a guy like this."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Zucker: "Wait. Hold on."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][Ms Zucker changes position and walks between the two men][/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "Yeah you get in the middle. There we go."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "Good. That's better."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Zucker: "This is much better."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "That's better."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "Now if you had to choose, honestly, between one of us. Me or the Donald, who would it be?"[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "I don't know, that's tough competition."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Zucker: "That's some pressure right there."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "Seriously, you had to take one of us as a date."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Zucker: "I have to take the Fifth [Amendment of the US Constitution] on that one."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "Really?"[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Zucker: "Yep. I'll take both."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][They reach the end of the corridor][/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "Which way?"[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Zucker: "Make a right. Here we go."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "Here he goes. I'm gonna leave you here. Give me my microphone."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "Okay. Okay. Oh, you're finished?"[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Bush: "You're my man. Yeah."[/font]
[font=Helmet, Freesans, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Trump: "Oh. Good."[/font]
You want creepy?
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(09-17-2020, 12:02 PM)StroudCrowd1 Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-17-2020, 11:42 AM)rollerjag Wrote: [ -> ]It's only obvious if you ignore the fact I just presented to you. He's campaigning, what a shocker.

As for your last sentence, I'll match fact checking of your orange hero versus Biden any time you'd like.

47 years in government with not a single piece of legit legislation to show for it.

You really know how to back a winner RJ.

You may well be the dumbest Trumpette in a world of monumentally stupid Trumpettes. You should research what your handlers tell you.
(09-17-2020, 07:43 PM)rollerjag Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-17-2020, 12:02 PM)StroudCrowd1 Wrote: [ -> ]47 years in government with not a single piece of legit legislation to show for it.

You really know how to back a winner RJ.

You may well be the dumbest Trumpette in a world of monumentally stupid Trumpettes. You should research what your handlers tell you.

You must have missed the word "legit".

Your guy is cooked. Back someone else.
RJ, you've never once added anything of actual merit to any discussion. Just insults and degradation. That's what we're used to from your side of the discussion though.

Hey, when your IQ reaches triples digits you let us know - you'll be welcome in this conversation.

Both you and Joe Biden are massive pieces of [BLEEP]. Your willingness to accept ANYONE with a D next to their name without actually examining the issues shows just how stupid and easily manipulated you are.

Joe Biden's words AND actions say without any degree of ambiguity that he's a racist and a moron
(09-17-2020, 08:31 PM)TrivialPursuit Wrote: [ -> ]RJ, you've never once added anything of actual merit to any discussion. Just insults and degradation. That's what we're used to from your side of the discussion though.

Hey, when your IQ reaches triples digits you let us know - you'll be welcome in this conversation.

Both you and Joe Biden are massive pieces of [BLEEP]. Your willingness to accept ANYONE with a D next to their name without actually examining the issues shows just how stupid and easily manipulated you are.

Joe Biden's words AND actions say without any degree of ambiguity that he's a racist and a moron

... He got to be an admin somehow...
Show a little respect?
(09-17-2020, 08:51 PM)mikesez Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-17-2020, 08:31 PM)TrivialPursuit Wrote: [ -> ]RJ, you've never once added anything of actual merit to any discussion. Just insults and degradation. That's what we're used to from your side of the discussion though.

Hey, when your IQ reaches triples digits you let us know - you'll be welcome in this conversation.

Both you and Joe Biden are massive pieces of [BLEEP]. Your willingness to accept ANYONE with a D next to their name without actually examining the issues shows just how stupid and easily manipulated you are.

Joe Biden's words AND actions say without any degree of ambiguity that he's a racist and a moron

... He got to be an admin somehow...
Show a little respect?

Dude, hes a message board admin, not a 5 star General.
Giving your daughter affection doesn’t make you a perv.

Showing strangers’ daughters affection does, however.
(09-17-2020, 08:51 PM)mikesez Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-17-2020, 08:31 PM)TrivialPursuit Wrote: [ -> ]RJ, you've never once added anything of actual merit to any discussion. Just insults and degradation. That's what we're used to from your side of the discussion though.

Hey, when your IQ reaches triples digits you let us know - you'll be welcome in this conversation.

Both you and Joe Biden are massive pieces of [BLEEP]. Your willingness to accept ANYONE with a D next to their name without actually examining the issues shows just how stupid and easily manipulated you are.

Joe Biden's words AND actions say without any degree of ambiguity that he's a racist and a moron

... He got to be an admin somehow...
Show a little respect?

??? You have to show respect in order to receive it. Atleast that is what I was taught.


Look, people are tired of the crap incase the left isn't reading the tea leaves..
(09-18-2020, 01:04 AM)JagNGeorgia Wrote: [ -> ]Giving your daughter affection doesn’t make you a perv.

Showing strangers’ daughters affection does, however.

It's odd that such a sentiment has to even be expressed. TDS is crippling the left.
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