Joe Biden walks into a bar. Walks up to the bartender and says “give me a scotch”.
Bartender says “you look troubled, what’s on your mind?”
That’s it, that’s the end of the joke. The punchline is non existent. Yet humorous. It’s underwhelming I know. I’m sure it’s a bit of a let down as well. But you get what you vote for. Nonexistent, underwhelming and a bit of a let down.
(11-05-2020, 07:43 PM)jagibelieve Wrote: [ -> ] (11-05-2020, 07:25 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Joe Biden walks into a bar. Walks up to the bartender and says “give me a scotch”.
Bartender says “you look troubled, what’s on your mind?”
That’s it, that’s the end of the joke. The punchline is non existent. Yet humorous. It’s underwhelming I know. I’m sure it’s a bit of a let down as well. But you get what you vote for. Nonexistent, underwhelming and a bit of a let down.
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(11-05-2020, 07:43 PM)jagibelieve Wrote: [ -> ] (11-05-2020, 07:25 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Joe Biden walks into a bar. Walks up to the bartender and says “give me a scotch”.
Bartender says “you look troubled, what’s on your mind?”
That’s it, that’s the end of the joke. The punchline is non existent. Yet humorous. It’s underwhelming I know. I’m sure it’s a bit of a let down as well. But you get what you vote for. Nonexistent, underwhelming and a bit of a let down.
Go to bed. You're drunk.
Damn, I think I’d prefer getting tomatoes thrown at me.
(11-05-2020, 07:25 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Joe Biden walks into a bar. Walks up to the bartender and says “give me a scotch”.
Bartender says “you look troubled, what’s on your mind?”
That’s it, that’s the end of the joke. The punchline is non existent. Yet humorous. It’s underwhelming I know. I’m sure it’s a bit of a let down as well. But you get what you vote for. Nonexistent, underwhelming and a bit of a let down.
I actually laughed when I got to that point, but then the rest of those sentences ruined it for me.
Archie Bunker and Mike Stivic are having another discussion about Trump. As you can imagine, Archie loves Trump and he gets exasperated whenever his son in law criticizes the man. Finally Archie tries a different tack. "Say something good about Trump", he says to Mike.
"Though he got divorced, he took care of his kids."
"No, say something good about Trump as a politician. As President."
"I don't know..."
"Oh there has to be something positive for big brainy liberals like you."
"Oh! Of course! I remember, he made a strike against sexism!"
"Oh he did? How so?"
"He made makeup acceptable for men!"
(11-05-2020, 09:24 PM)mikesez Wrote: [ -> ] (11-05-2020, 07:25 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Joe Biden walks into a bar. Walks up to the bartender and says “give me a scotch”.
Bartender says “you look troubled, what’s on your mind?”
That’s it, that’s the end of the joke. The punchline is non existent. Yet humorous. It’s underwhelming I know. I’m sure it’s a bit of a let down as well. But you get what you vote for. Nonexistent, underwhelming and a bit of a let down.
I actually laughed when I got to that point, but then the rest of those sentences ruined it for me.
You embellished it, thanks. sadly and admittedly, the second paragraph was more so me mentally cheesing over how easy it was. I’m a dork. I know.
Aren't you supposed to call a DR if you election last this long????????
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