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Cops: Naked Teen Was Covered In Ranch Dressing

-A naked Kansas teenager found covered in ranch dressing may be facing criminal charges following a series of bizarre events early Saturday morning, cops say.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/b...Tx5fzdamQo
But then is he truly naked if he's wearing ranch dressing? I need facts.
Was he being chased by a tray of crudités?
This sounds like the most awesome adolescent night ever that just had a bad ending.. but the stories is what makes it worth the night in jail  Laughing  I once ran down a highway in Dallas butt [BLEEP] naked (wasn't intentional.. just a crazy Hangover type of night).

 How great it was to be that age.  Big Grin Thank God I survived it!
..... I knew there was a less than 0.00001% chance that I'd click the link and see a hot chick covered in ranch dressing but I did it anyway.
(10-27-2020, 07:12 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: [ -> ]..... I knew there was a less than 0.00001% chance that I'd click the link and see a hot chick covered in ranch dressing but I did it anyway.

Hmmm.  It says teen.  And you were hoping to see a nekked one...
(10-27-2020, 07:22 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-27-2020, 07:12 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: [ -> ]..... I knew there was a less than 0.00001% chance that I'd click the link and see a hot chick covered in ranch dressing but I did it anyway.

Hmmm.  It says teen.  And you were hoping to see a nekked one...

Well, there's eighteen & nineteen. Seventeen if you're a Winger fan.
(10-27-2020, 08:39 PM)Jagsfan4life9/28/82 Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-27-2020, 07:22 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Hmmm.  It says teen.  And you were hoping to see a nekked one...

Well, there's eighteen & nineteen. Seventeen if you're a Winger fan.

That’s only 29% of teenagers.  And that’s if we’re rounding up.  And assuming most on here are 30+ anything 18-19 is, well, probably not cool.  That is, if we’re putting morals in play.
(10-27-2020, 07:22 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-27-2020, 07:12 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: [ -> ]..... I knew there was a less than 0.00001% chance that I'd click the link and see a hot chick covered in ranch dressing but I did it anyway.

Hmmm.  It says teen.  And you were hoping to see a nekked one...

I'm actually counting on the news source to willingly post pics of hot teens that are 18 or 19 years old, but lawfully not to post such pics of minors.  Heck, when your 50 years old, even a 30 year old looks like a coed.  Back on topic, guess I need to google coed covered in ranch dressing now that my interest has been sparked.
They just thought it was ranch dressing.  Ninja
(10-21-2020, 11:46 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]Was he being chased by a tray of crudités?

The most under appreciated comment in this thread.
(10-21-2020, 11:46 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]Was he being chased by a tray of crudités?

No, a plate of Chicken Wings.

Well, it could be both ... But, I'm faster than you (12 minute 40 time) so I'm chasing him with wings.