(10-20-2020, 06:24 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ] (10-20-2020, 06:07 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Well that's a relief.
He’s been contacting lawyers, but no one wants to touch it. They all blew him off.
Yep. They're saying, you got yourself into this hole, you can pull yourself out.
(10-20-2020, 06:29 PM)mikesez Wrote: [ -> ] (10-20-2020, 06:24 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]He’s been contacting lawyers, but no one wants to touch it. They all blew him off.
Yep. They're saying, you got yourself into this hole, you can pull yourself out.
No, Mikesez. They didn’t say that. That’s just gross. I can’t believe you’re trying to make light of this with needless sexual innuendos. Smh.
But don’t worry, the charges won’t stick. He’ll get off. Your classic meet and beat, meat and beat, beat’n meat meet and greet gone bad.
Wasn't he sitting at a desk? He was probably just looking for something in his drawers.
Maybe he thought it was one of those 1-900 Numbers...........
I know it's hard, but he really has to get a hold of himself.
(10-20-2020, 08:21 PM)The Drifter Wrote: [ -> ]Maybe he thought it was one of those 1-900 Numbers...........
Are those still around?! Wait, don't answer that. High school girlfriend said if the whole college thing didn't work out, phone lines like that would be her fallback option. Good times...
A stroke of bad luck indeed, but this will blow over eventually. Dude will say it was due to friction in his personal life, but he now has a grip on what is important to him and will accept whatever punishment is handed down. He'll come back more salty than ever.
(10-21-2020, 01:46 PM)KodiakJag Wrote: [ -> ]A stroke of bad luck indeed, but this will blow over eventually. Dude will say it was due to friction in his personal life, but he now has a grip on what is important to him and will accept whatever punishment is handed down. He'll come back more salty than ever.
Nice toss off of puns.
(10-21-2020, 01:46 PM)KodiakJag Wrote: [ -> ]A stroke of bad luck indeed, but this will blow over eventually. Dude will say it was due to friction in his personal life, but he now has a grip on what is important to him and will accept whatever punishment is handed down. He'll come back more salty than ever.
Salty? ... I don't get it.
Meaning he’s laying low now for obvious reasons but later on he’ll regain his moxie and be back on the warpath with the rest of his CNN (Caught Nutting Network) brethren.
They found out who was on the other end of the second Zoom call. I’d post a link, but it also has the video. Fairly graphic. But The person on the other end was Mikesez’s mom and a ...”handful”...of ping pong balls.
Am I doing this right Mike?
(10-21-2020, 05:40 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]They found out who was on the other end of the second Zoom call. I’d post a link, but it also has the video. Fairly graphic. But The person on the other end was Mikesez’s mom and a ...”handful”...of ping pong balls.
Am I doing this right Mike?
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Close though! The windup was a little too long!
(10-21-2020, 07:23 PM)mikesez Wrote: [ -> ] (10-21-2020, 05:40 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]They found out who was on the other end of the second Zoom call. I’d post a link, but it also has the video. Fairly graphic. But The person on the other end was Mikesez’s mom and a ...”handful”...of ping pong balls.
Am I doing this right Mike?
Close though! The windup was a little too long!
Lmbo. Omg, geez. I’m sooo sorry. Lol. I knew I was doing a “your mom” joke. I got that down. That wasn’t in question. Silly me, I meant to attach a picture. I have a long lasting problem of not being able to post a pic. It was a selfie. I thought I got it right this time. I was wondering if the position your mom and I were in at the time was one she liked or not. So disregard. We’re past that.
Off topic, what do you think of the name “Andrew” for a boy? Or “Savannah” for a girl?
(10-21-2020, 07:38 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ] (10-21-2020, 07:23 PM)mikesez Wrote: [ -> ]
Close though! The windup was a little too long!
Lmbo. Omg, geez. I’m sooo sorry. Lol. I knew I was doing a “your mom” joke. I got that down. That wasn’t in question. Silly me, I meant to attach a picture. I have a long lasting problem of not being able to post a pic. It was a selfie. I thought I got it right this time. I was wondering if the position your mom and I were in at the time was one she liked or not. So disregard. We’re past that.
Off topic, what do you think of the name “Andrew” for a boy? Or “Savannah” for a girl?
Those are both nice names!
Are you adopting? Because my mom hasn't had a uterus for going on two decades.
(10-21-2020, 07:44 PM)mikesez Wrote: [ -> ] (10-21-2020, 07:38 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Lmbo. Omg, geez. I’m sooo sorry. Lol. I knew I was doing a “your mom” joke. I got that down. That wasn’t in question. Silly me, I meant to attach a picture. I have a long lasting problem of not being able to post a pic. It was a selfie. I thought I got it right this time. I was wondering if the position your mom and I were in at the time was one she liked or not. So disregard. We’re past that.
Off topic, what do you think of the name “Andrew” for a boy? Or “Savannah” for a girl?
Those are both nice names!
Are you adopting? Because my mom hasn't had a uterus for going on two decades.
Whew! That’s a relief. Thanks! I was getting a bit scared. Besides, I didn’t really want to make an honest woman out of her anyways. Sure, she can cook. But I would SO TOTALLY treat you like the stereotypical step child. And I just want to be nice to you.
I suppose what I’m getting at is the “your mom” jokes are well, a bit too 90’s. Idk what made you stoop to that level. Just trying to point out it’s dumb. ....AND I can do it better. But by all means, if you want to play along, I’ll hang with ya.
(10-21-2020, 07:38 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ] (10-21-2020, 07:23 PM)mikesez Wrote: [ -> ]
Close though! The windup was a little too long!
Lmbo. Omg, geez. I’m sooo sorry. Lol. I knew I was doing a “your mom” joke. I got that down. That wasn’t in question. Silly me, I meant to attach a picture. I have a long lasting problem of not being able to post a pic. It was a selfie. I thought I got it right this time. I was wondering if the position your mom and I were in at the time was one she liked or not. So disregard. We’re past that.
Off topic, what do you think of the name “Andrew” for a boy? Or “Savannah” for a girl?
That poor child!
(10-21-2020, 08:01 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ] (10-21-2020, 07:38 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Lmbo. Omg, geez. I’m sooo sorry. Lol. I knew I was doing a “your mom” joke. I got that down. That wasn’t in question. Silly me, I meant to attach a picture. I have a long lasting problem of not being able to post a pic. It was a selfie. I thought I got it right this time. I was wondering if the position your mom and I were in at the time was one she liked or not. So disregard. We’re past that.
Off topic, what do you think of the name “Andrew” for a boy? Or “Savannah” for a girl?
That poor child!
Which one? Andrew or Savannah?