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-If you need one hand to yearly count your win total!..... You Might be a Jaguar Fan
-If You brag about your punter!... You Might be a Jaguar Fan
-If other fans laugh when you mention your team and playoffs!..... You might be a Jaguar Fan
-If you can get a Stadium Seat for less than a Movie Ticket...You might be a Jaguar Fan
-If you are out of the playoff picture by October...You might be a Jaguar Fan
-If you start thinking of the draft in September....You might be a Jaguar Fan
-If your team is rebuilding from rebuilding... You Might be a Jaguar Fan
-If your team hasn't played on Monday night football in a decade...You might be a Jaguar Fan
-If your team has not won a game in over a full callender year.. You might be a Jaguar Fan
-If most of your first round picks play for other teams before their initial contract is up.. You might be a
-If you have no homefield advantage..... You might be a Jaguar fan

-If your fans call a GM with a record of 39-87 "A good drafter...." You might be a Jaguar Fan
-If you tell people outside of Jacksonville you are a Jags fan and they look at you with a confused look.... You might be a Jaguar fan.
-If the subject of your team moving to a whole different country comes up often....You might be a Jaguar Fan
-If other fans can't name a single player on your team's roster...You might be a Jaguars fan
-If your team hasn't played on Monday night football in a decade...

This is sad lol
If you get in your vehicle to go to work and have to jump your truck off because the battery is dead only to go about a mile down the road to get a nail in your tire, only to change to the spare and then get rearended shortly after the changed and then end up with soft tissue injuries that somehow manifests itself into a flesh eating bacteria…you might just be a Jag fan
If your team returns a field goal attempt 109 yards to take a lead prior to half and you turn to your wife and say, "we'll find a way to lose this one"

(09-27-2021, 04:50 PM)jaguarmvp Wrote: [ -> ]-If you start thinking of the draft in September....You might be a Jaguar Fan

This one is so fitting !!!!
If you’re excited about the off-season to see who the new coach is-you may be a Jaguar fan.


Let’s face it, being a Jaguar fan is like being in a country music song or a cartoon.  Credit to each and everyone of us for sticking around.  Sadly, one of the biggest “jokes” other fans have about us is us.  We’re here.  Will always be here.
You cant wate till  the 3 rd game is over to buy jaguars gear, take it home  and fill the room with 40% tags. your a jags fan.
(09-27-2021, 07:50 PM)YouMadThough Wrote: [ -> ]-If your team hasn't played on Monday night football in a decade...

This is sad lol

is it though? It's crap for the home team fans that have to work the next day, or work THAT day.
the broadcast teams have been horrific for the better part of two decades, minimum.

It's almost as bad as those 0930 kickoffs when we're in London.
(09-27-2021, 04:50 PM)jaguarmvp Wrote: [ -> ]-If you need one hand to yearly count your win total!..... You Might be a Jaguar Fan
-If You brag about your punter!... You Might be a Jaguar Fan
-If other fans laugh when you mention your team and playoffs!..... You might be a Jaguar Fan
-If you can get a Stadium Seat for less than a Movie Ticket...You might be a Jaguar Fan
-If you are out of the playoff picture by October...You might be a Jaguar Fan
-If you start thinking of the draft in September....You might be a Jaguar Fan
-If your team is rebuilding from rebuilding... You Might be a Jaguar Fan
-If your team hasn't played on Monday night football in a decade...You might be a Jaguar Fan
-If your team has not won a game in over a full callender year.. You might be a Jaguar Fan
-If most of your first round picks play for other teams before their initial contract is up.. You might be a
-If you have no homefield advantage..... You might be a Jaguar fan

for that first one, though, Seahawk, [Redacted] and Panther fans afflicted with polydactyly might have been able to count their division-winning team's wins on one hand. That ain't so bad!
If you are familiar with the term "whirlybird"
If you know when a player leaves for another team, they will be much better. You might be a Jaguar fan.
If you have free agents only sign on your team for vacation, you might be a Jaguars fan.
If you are scared to buy current player jerseys because it feels like a curse, you might be a Jaguars fan.
If you can guarantee a trip to the AFC Championship game every ten years, but have sub six wins the other years, you might be a Jaguars fan.
If the only shred of pride you have is that you’ve stayed true to the team no matter what, you might be a Jaguars fan.
Pleasure and pain. We’re a bunch of kinky football fans. Right on, brothers!
when you have to say" did you see that one pass " insert name of whoever the current QB was" made ? Now that was an NFL throw !!! - You might be a jaguars fan.
When you think the punter taken in the 3rd round is a weapon - you might be a jaguars fan.
You are the only one wearing a jags jersey at the sports bar, and you are there because the game got blacked out.

Spoiler it's me.
When "jaguaring" was a thing...You might be a jaguar fan
When you lie to your wife every Sunday at 100 and tell her you’re meeting your mistress only to go watch the game.