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(10-15-2021, 09:47 AM)Lucky2Last Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not sure I want to watch that video...

It does look like an ill-timed colonoscopy.
(10-15-2021, 09:47 AM)Lucky2Last Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not sure I want to watch that video...

Don’t be skeered.
(10-15-2021, 10:32 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-15-2021, 09:47 AM)Lucky2Last Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not sure I want to watch that video...

Don’t be skeered.

Whatever "Mr. I won't even read about a Urethralanal Fistula".
(10-15-2021, 01:37 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-15-2021, 10:32 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Don’t be skeered.

Whatever "Mr. I won't even read about a Urethralanal Fistula".

That term needs added to the filter. I have to go barf now.
(10-15-2021, 01:54 AM)captivating Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-14-2021, 09:12 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]And yet one of those gay people's genes will have no part in the genetics of the child, which means that no, a gay couple, cannot have children together.

Exactly. That's not disputed. I am saying that the "scientific, biological, evolutionary" belief is a fallacy.

Regardless of how it happens, and the sexual orientation of the parties involved, continuation of the species needs a fertilized egg and functional uterus.

Is that sterile world you speak of really a place you want to live?
(10-15-2021, 03:48 PM)copycat Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-15-2021, 01:54 AM)captivating Wrote: [ -> ]Exactly. That's not disputed. I am saying that the "scientific, biological, evolutionary" belief is a fallacy.

Regardless of how it happens, and the sexual orientation of the parties involved, continuation of the species needs a fertilized egg and functional uterus.

Is that sterile world you speak of really a place you want to live?

What are you talking about sterile world?  I am talking about a world where anyone person, regardless of sexual orientation, can be a parent.
(10-15-2021, 04:34 PM)captivating Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-15-2021, 03:48 PM)copycat Wrote: [ -> ]Is that sterile world you speak of really a place you want to live?

What are you talking about sterile world?  I am talking about a world where anyone person, regardless of sexual orientation, can be a parent.

Then there are people who get caught up in the idea that gay couples can't have children the traditional way while completely ignoring the fact that many heterosexual couples have the same challenge.
(10-15-2021, 02:10 PM)MarleyJag Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-15-2021, 01:37 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]Whatever "Mr. I won't even read about a Urethralanal Fistula".

That term needs added to the filter. I have to go barf now.

There's a great article on it in Fargin's, you should check it out!

(10-15-2021, 04:56 PM)MarleyJag Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-15-2021, 04:34 PM)captivating Wrote: [ -> ]What are you talking about sterile world?  I am talking about a world where anyone person, regardless of sexual orientation, can be a parent.

Then there are people who get caught up in the idea that gay couples can't have children the traditional way while completely ignoring the fact that many heterosexual couples have the same challenge.

They don't have children together, one of them is an adoptive parent no matter what.  It's just a fact.
(10-15-2021, 05:11 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-15-2021, 04:56 PM)MarleyJag Wrote: [ -> ]Then there are people who get caught up in the idea that gay couples can't have children the traditional way while completely ignoring the fact that many heterosexual couples have the same challenge.

They don't have children together, one of them is an adoptive parent no matter what.  It's just a fact.

And they love them and raise them to be great people, just like heterosexual couples that adopt.
(10-15-2021, 01:37 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-15-2021, 10:32 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Don’t be skeered.

Whatever "Mr. I won't even read about a Urethralanal Fistula".

[Image: barf-gif.gif]
(10-15-2021, 04:34 PM)captivating Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-15-2021, 03:48 PM)copycat Wrote: [ -> ]Is that sterile world you speak of really a place you want to live?

What are you talking about sterile world?  I am talking about a world where anyone person, regardless of sexual orientation, can be a parent.

My mind went straight to the movie Demolition Man
(10-14-2021, 04:27 PM)Jagwired Wrote: [ -> ]Able to gobble large [BLEEP] in a single slurp!

Why the hell didn’t I think of that one?

Are we seriously saying gay couples could have kids the “scientific way” or like the One We Shall Not Mention’s” way? If that is even an argument, that’s just [BLEEP] dumb
New Superman: The ultimate power bottom.
The Man of Steel(y Dan)
(10-15-2021, 05:54 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-14-2021, 04:27 PM)Jagwired Wrote: [ -> ]Able to gobble large [BLEEP] in a single slurp!

Why the hell didn’t I think of that one?

Are we seriously saying gay couples could have kids the “scientific way” or like the One We Shall Not Mention’s” way?  If that is even an argument, that’s just [BLEEP] dumb

Will blowing still be one of his superpowers?
(10-15-2021, 08:06 PM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-15-2021, 05:54 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Why the hell didn’t I think of that one?

Are we seriously saying gay couples could have kids the “scientific way” or like the One We Shall Not Mention’s” way?  If that is even an argument, that’s just [BLEEP] dumb

Will blowing still be one of his superpowers?

I’m not sure if his name is Will or not. Could be Bill or George, anything but Sue.

+1 to whoever gets that
(10-15-2021, 08:34 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-15-2021, 08:06 PM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]Will blowing still be one of his superpowers?

I’m not sure if his name is Will or not. Could be Bill or George, anything but Sue.

+1 to whoever gets that

I tell ya I’ve fought tougher men
I can’t remember really when
He kicked like a mule 
And bit like a crocodile
(10-15-2021, 08:39 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-15-2021, 08:34 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]I’m not sure if his name is Will or not. Could be Bill or George, anything but Sue.

+1 to whoever gets that

I tell ya I’ve fought tougher men
I can’t remember really when
He kicked like a mule 
And bit like a crocodile

Well [BLEEP].  That didn’t take long. Y’all older than I thought. Nice taste in music btw.
(10-15-2021, 08:47 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-15-2021, 08:39 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]I tell ya I’ve fought tougher men
I can’t remember really when
He kicked like a mule 
And bit like a crocodile

Well [BLEEP].  That didn’t take long. Y’all older than I thought. Nice taste in music btw.

Son, this world is rough and if a man's gonna make it he gotta be tough
(10-15-2021, 09:01 PM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-15-2021, 08:47 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Well [BLEEP].  That didn’t take long. Y’all older than I thought. Nice taste in music btw.

Son, this world is rough and if a man's gonna make it he gotta be tough

Like my wife when I found out I was having a kid, you’re a little late.  

Side note:

Betcha dolla’ Mike comes in here soon singing Rod Stewart. “If ya want my body and ya think I’m sexy…”
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