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03-03-2022, 07:49 PM
(03-02-2022, 02:18 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]A lot of ugly people are going to be disappointed at closing time.
There are no ugly people at closing time.
Signed,
That Guy
(03-01-2022, 06:16 PM)The Drifter Wrote: [ -> ]I have no words for this insanity.........
Illinois Bill Would Make Drunk Sex Illegal
Since masterbation is a form of sex, does one need to turn themself in to the police after getting drunk and jerking off? If so, we may want to build much bigger jails.
03-03-2022, 08:39 PM
(03-03-2022, 03:24 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]Welp, after last night I guess I'm a repeat offender.
Almost the hat trick. Damnit man. Should’ve tried (ahem) harder. Nice job bro!
(03-03-2022, 07:49 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: [ -> ]I can honestly say, I don’t think I’ve ever took care of it myself while drunk. Usually just go to bed and pass out. Not only that, if drunk and can keep it up, it just doesn’t want to fire.(03-02-2022, 02:18 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]A lot of ugly people are going to be disappointed at closing time.
There are no ugly people at closing time.
Signed,
That Guy
(03-01-2022, 06:16 PM)The Drifter Wrote: [ -> ]I have no words for this insanity.........
Illinois Bill Would Make Drunk Sex Illegal
Since masterbation is a form of sex, does one need to turn themself in to the police after getting drunk and jerking off? If so, we may want to build much bigger jails.
03-03-2022, 10:39 PM
(03-03-2022, 12:14 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ](03-03-2022, 11:57 AM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: [ -> ]No change to historical precedence: If they are black they go to jail and get the maximum sentence. If they are white, they get off with a warning.
I’d rather just get off.
That would be a touching moment.
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