Wow.. Just wow.. That's all I can think of after reading that..
This reads like an Onion story. This can't actually be real, right?
Yeah this screams of satire
It says "satire" right in the title of the article....
Ya know, with all these idiot protesters, something like this wouldn't be as far fetched, even if it's satire..
Quote:Ya know, with all these idiot protesters, something like this wouldn't be as far fetched, even if it's satire..
Apparently when he was in college he said something about "if you don't love America, leave it"...so this is satire on that.
Jags always getting crapped on, even in a an obscure article about a 3rd stringer who never saw the field.
Ricky Stanzi probably got more publicity in this article than in the entire 2015 season on the Lions Practice Squad.
Quote:It says "satire" right in the title of the article....
I don't see jack [BLEEP] before my first cup of coffee
Ha!
Quote:Jags always getting crapped on, even in a an obscure article about a 3rd stringer who never saw the field.
Peyton's zinger in the Rob Lowe/Ann Coulter roast was pretty solid, though.
On a side note... I think the way to alleviate hunger in the USA and quite possibly even poverty is to eat babies.