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Circumcision Rage Leads To Florida Bust

Police: Defendant, 28, erupted over the most unkindest cut of all

MAY 5--In TSG's illustrious 25-year history, we have not previously seen anyone arrested for circumcision rage.  

Until today.

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/...bsKlUaQFKQ
This needs to be a South Park episode
He woke his boyfriend up at 5am yelling about uncut junk…what the hell was he dreaming about??? Laughing
(05-06-2022, 01:32 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]He woke his boyfriend up at 5am yelling about uncut junk…what the hell was he dreaming about??? Laughing

It doesn't take Freud to interpret being chased by an Anaconda in a turtleneck.
(05-06-2022, 09:59 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-06-2022, 01:32 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]He woke his boyfriend up at 5am yelling about uncut junk…what the hell was he dreaming about??? Laughing

It doesn't take Freud to interpret being chased by an Anaconda in a turtleneck.

Apparently he wanted to be chased by it! Ninja
My anaconda don't want none unless it got buns, hun..
I'm sure this is a common problem in the LGBTQ+ community. Who wants it looking like it has half a condom on anyway? Puts a cramp in their lifestyle.
(05-06-2022, 01:14 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]My anaconda don't want none unless it got buns, hun..

Stealing from the song and the theme of the thread

“Oh, rump ‘ oh smooth skin”. Needs to be added in here somewhere.