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Police Shoot 15-Foot Snake Wrapped Around Pennsylvania Man’s Neck In Unusual Rescue

Police responded to an unusual rescue call of a Pennsylvania man that ended with officers shooting a 15-foot snake coiled around his neck.

Upper Macungie Township officers arrived at the Fogelsville man’s home on Wednesday to discover the 28-year-old unresponsive with a large serpent wrapped around his neck and upper body.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/police-sh...vGCUxorL1w
Snake Lives Matter!!!
(07-21-2022, 01:49 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]Snake Lives Matter!!!

That’s debatable.
(07-21-2022, 01:39 PM)The Drifter Wrote: [ -> ]Police Shoot 15-Foot Snake Wrapped Around Pennsylvania Man’s Neck In Unusual Rescue

Police responded to an unusual rescue call of a Pennsylvania man that ended with officers shooting a 15-foot snake coiled around his neck.

Upper Macungie Township officers arrived at the Fogelsville man’s home on Wednesday to discover the 28-year-old unresponsive with a large serpent wrapped around his neck and upper body.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/police-sh...vGCUxorL1w

I have a hatchet in the garage, BRB. It will serve several purposes:

- dead danger noodle
- ain't no hippie neighbor gonna yell at hatchet man about ending snek who poses threat to man
- once we get the snek off the person, divvying up the meat to all who gathered for the festivities. The upset hippie neighbor gets the anus through some cruel twist of fate.
(07-25-2022, 09:49 AM)Mikey Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-21-2022, 01:39 PM)The Drifter Wrote: [ -> ]Police Shoot 15-Foot Snake Wrapped Around Pennsylvania Man’s Neck In Unusual Rescue

Police responded to an unusual rescue call of a Pennsylvania man that ended with officers shooting a 15-foot snake coiled around his neck.

Upper Macungie Township officers arrived at the Fogelsville man’s home on Wednesday to discover the 28-year-old unresponsive with a large serpent wrapped around his neck and upper body.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/police-sh...vGCUxorL1w

I have a hatchet in the garage, BRB. It will serve several purposes:

- dead danger noodle
- ain't no hippie neighbor gonna yell at hatchet man about ending snek who poses threat to man
- once we get the snek off the person, divvying up the meat to all who gathered for the festivities. The upset hippie neighbor gets the anus through some cruel twist of fate.

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(07-25-2022, 12:31 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-25-2022, 09:49 AM)Mikey Wrote: [ -> ]I have a hatchet in the garage, BRB. It will serve several purposes:

- dead danger noodle
- ain't no hippie neighbor gonna yell at hatchet man about ending snek who poses threat to man
- once we get the snek off the person, divvying up the meat to all who gathered for the festivities. The upset hippie neighbor gets the anus through some cruel twist of fate.

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That’s what she said. 

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