(08-11-2022, 09:07 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ] (08-11-2022, 07:49 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Well then keep yo [BLEEP] on your side of the river!!!
It's not my [BLEEP]!! That [BLEEP] been there forever. You mean the [BLEEP] in the river, right? Cause thats real [BLEEP] and not my [BLEEP]. Well, technically, it could be my [BLEEP]. I have city water and it smells like [BLEEP]. Probably cause [BLEEP] is recycled now, but that [BLEEP] aint real [BLEEP].
Well [BLEEP], man. I didn’t know that [BLEEP] meant so much to you. I just don’t want that [BLEEP] raining on my lawn parade [BLEEP] I have going on. People want their [BLEEP] mowed and I’m [BLEEP] out of luck when you let that [BLEEP] dip on over the river. Poo poo in the river be damned
(08-11-2022, 10:21 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ] (08-11-2022, 09:29 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Well [BLEEP], man. I didn’t know that [BLEEP] meant so much to you. I just don’t want that [BLEEP] raining on my lawn parade [BLEEP] I have going on. People want their [BLEEP] mowed and I’m [BLEEP] out of luck when you let that [BLEEP] dip on over the river. Poo poo in the river be damned
Well [BLEEP
Speaking of [BLEEP]…
I was weed eating a lake today that seemed to be the home of, oh about a half a bajillion geese. I ended up slinging geese [BLEEP] on my sunglasses, lip and my clothes. I literally got [BLEEP] faced at work.
funt fact: hand sanitizer kinda burns when you apply it to your lip. Also hard to breath when you lather it on your face. God knows what was in my beard. I found a family of chipmunks in there last week
(08-12-2022, 05:51 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ] (08-11-2022, 10:21 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]Well [BLEEP
Speaking of [BLEEP]…
I was weed eating a lake today that seemed to be the home of, oh about a half a bajillion geese. I ended up slinging geese [BLEEP] on my sunglasses, lip and my clothes. I literally got [BLEEP] faced at work.
funt fact: hand sanitizer kinda burns when you apply it to your lip. Also hard to breath when you lather it on your face. God knows what was in my beard. I found a family of chipmunks in there last week
lolololol
Sorry for laughing lololol
Yeah man, dat [BLEEP] does burn lol..
One of my first jobs a lifetime ago, I was a contractor for a manufactured marble shop.. I hand made vanities, shower pans, garden tubs, ect.. I would literally dip my bare hands in this huge bucket of liquid marble, (which contained a catalyst which helped it set and cure), sprinkle pigment into the batch and begin making the vaining for the marble.. But when I was finished, the only thing to really clean your hands with, and to get all that marble, resin and catalyst off was to wash up in a pot of acetone. And working with unfinished marble, it's extremely sharp until it's got a grinder on it.. I'd cut myself constantly on that marble. Wanna feel real burn? lol.. Try washing your hands in that stuff lol.. I would clean my tools in acetone when I was done. And if you weren't careful, you could melt the plastic handle right off a screw driver lol..
But yeah, having [BLEEP] lips ain't cool either lolol
Edit: And before you say to wear gloves, you really can't wear gloves and throw handfuls of liquid marble without losing it's vaining..
(08-12-2022, 06:16 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ] (08-12-2022, 05:51 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Speaking of [BLEEP]…
I was weed eating a lake today that seemed to be the home of, oh about a half a bajillion geese. I ended up slinging geese [BLEEP] on my sunglasses, lip and my clothes. I literally got [BLEEP] faced at work.
funt fact: hand sanitizer kinda burns when you apply it to your lip. Also hard to breath when you lather it on your face. God knows what was in my beard. I found a family of chipmunks in there last week
lolololol
Sorry for laughing lololol
Yeah man, dat [BLEEP] does burn lol..
One of my first jobs a lifetime ago, I was a contractor for a manufactured marble shop.. I hand made vanities, shower pans, garden tubs, ect.. I would literally dip my bare hands in this huge bucket of liquid marble, (which contained a catalyst which helped it set and cure), sprinkle pigment into the batch and begin making the vaining for the marble.. But when I was finished, the only thing to really clean your hands with, and to get all that marble, resin and catalyst off was to wash up in a pot of acetone. And working with unfinished marble, it's extremely sharp until it's got a grinder on it.. I'd cut myself constantly on that marble. Wanna feel real burn? lol.. Try washing your hands in that stuff lol.. I would clean my tools in acetone when I was done. And if you weren't careful, you could melt the plastic handle right off a screw driver lol..
But yeah, having [BLEEP] lips ain't cool either lolol
Edit: And before you say to wear gloves, you really can't wear gloves and throw handfuls of liquid marble without losing it's vaining..
Gloves are for guys that get monkey pox. I had a guy that used to don gloves if we had to pull weeds. He in fact did get his nails done.
I was going to mow my lawn today but there’s been two hard downpours, so far, with more on the way. I guess that means I’ll have to sit around all day and do nothing…darn it.
(08-13-2022, 01:07 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]I was going to mow my lawn today but there’s been two hard downpours, so far, with more on the way. I guess that means I’ll have to sit around all day and do nothing…darn it.
Idk about you, but not doing nothing means a lot to me.
(08-13-2022, 07:35 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ] (08-13-2022, 01:07 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]I was going to mow my lawn today but there’s been two hard downpours, so far, with more on the way. I guess that means I’ll have to sit around all day and do nothing…darn it.
Idk about you, but not doing nothing means a lot to me.
Wait. If you’re not doing nothing, doesn’t that mean you’re doing something?
(08-13-2022, 08:39 PM)RicoTx Wrote: [ -> ] (08-13-2022, 07:35 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Idk about you, but not doing nothing means a lot to me.
Wait. If you’re not doing nothing, doesn’t that mean you’re doing something?
Yes. I was too lazy to correct it. Too busy doing nothing.
It’s a actually pleasant outside this evening. When is the last time that happened?
It’s very nice outside right now. I’ll take more of this, especially in August!
(08-14-2022, 08:00 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]It’s very nice outside right now. I’ll take more of this, especially in August!
I'm glad y'all are having great weather too. I'm hoping it stays this way here in NC though it's early by about a month or so in the year to have such low humidity and dew point numbers. I'll enjoy it while I can.
Kind of strange there hasn't been any real hurricane action this year. I know September is the busiest month on average but we've usually seen several tropic weather events by now.
Weather is just weird this year.
(08-14-2022, 10:51 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote: [ -> ] (08-14-2022, 08:00 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]It’s very nice outside right now. I’ll take more of this, especially in August!
I'm glad y'all are having great weather too. I'm hoping it stays this way here in NC though it's early by about a month or so in the year to have such low humidity and dew point numbers. I'll enjoy it while I can.
Kind of strange there hasn't been any real hurricane action this year. I know September is the busiest month on average but we've usually seen several tropic weather events by now.
Weather is just weird this year.
All the activity is in the Pacific so far.
(08-12-2022, 05:51 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ] (08-11-2022, 10:21 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]Well [BLEEP
Speaking of [BLEEP]…
I was weed eating a lake today that seemed to be the home of, oh about a half a bajillion geese. I ended up slinging geese [BLEEP] on my sunglasses, lip and my clothes. I literally got [BLEEP] faced at work.
funt fact: hand sanitizer kinda burns when you apply it to your lip. Also hard to breath when you lather it on your face. God knows what was in my beard. I found a family of chipmunks in there last week
oh noes.....
it is nearing the holiday season, maybe a plump goose is just what you need in your freezer!
(08-12-2022, 06:16 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ] (08-12-2022, 05:51 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Speaking of [BLEEP]…
I was weed eating a lake today that seemed to be the home of, oh about a half a bajillion geese. I ended up slinging geese [BLEEP] on my sunglasses, lip and my clothes. I literally got [BLEEP] faced at work.
funt fact: hand sanitizer kinda burns when you apply it to your lip. Also hard to breath when you lather it on your face. God knows what was in my beard. I found a family of chipmunks in there last week
lolololol
Sorry for laughing lololol
Yeah man, dat [BLEEP] does burn lol..
One of my first jobs a lifetime ago, I was a contractor for a manufactured marble shop.. I hand made vanities, shower pans, garden tubs, ect.. I would literally dip my bare hands in this huge bucket of liquid marble, (which contained a catalyst which helped it set and cure), sprinkle pigment into the batch and begin making the vaining for the marble.. But when I was finished, the only thing to really clean your hands with, and to get all that marble, resin and catalyst off was to wash up in a pot of acetone. And working with unfinished marble, it's extremely sharp until it's got a grinder on it.. I'd cut myself constantly on that marble. Wanna feel real burn? lol.. Try washing your hands in that stuff lol.. I would clean my tools in acetone when I was done. And if you weren't careful, you could melt the plastic handle right off a screw driver lol..
But yeah, having [BLEEP] lips ain't cool either lolol
Edit: And before you say to wear gloves, you really can't wear gloves and throw handfuls of liquid marble without losing it's vaining..
and here I thought you were making actual marbles. way to disappoint me, Dinger.
(08-14-2022, 10:51 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote: [ -> ] (08-14-2022, 08:00 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]It’s very nice outside right now. I’ll take more of this, especially in August!
I'm glad y'all are having great weather too. I'm hoping it stays this way here in NC though it's early by about a month or so in the year to have such low humidity and dew point numbers. I'll enjoy it while I can.
Kind of strange there hasn't been any real hurricane action this year. I know September is the busiest month on average but we've usually seen several tropic weather events by now.
Weather is just weird this year.
y u do dis
I blame you for the storm that will likely develop now
@Mikey
We almost got revenge today! 2 geese were fighting as we drove by. Idk if it was over food, territory( there were like 20 of these jokers) or a piece of hot goose [BLEEP]. As we drove by I had to yell at the guy driving to hit the brakes. They both came close to getting ran over.
I do hear goose is very good and apparently better than turkey. Supposedly the book “A Christmas Carol” is what popularized turkey as “the thing to have” when tiny Tim’s dad wanted to impress Scrooge. But I’m not sure I’d want retention pond goose.
Very gnarly storm passing through right now. Like an idiot, I’m outside watching it and the trees swaying back and for. Very reminiscent of a tropical storm or Matthew and Irma as far as I remember. Maybe worse. Half in of rain in about 15 minutes. Winds are kicking!
9 minutes later: 1.24 inches and this lighting is getting a bit close for my liking. I’ll see what happens.
Damn it. It’s slacking off. 1.65 inches. That was really fun to watch.
(08-17-2022, 06:13 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Very gnarly storm passing through right now. Like an idiot, I’m outside watching it and the trees swaying back and for. Very reminiscent of a tropical storm or Matthew and Irma as far as I remember. Maybe worse. Half in of rain in about 15 minutes. Winds are kicking!
9 minutes later: 1.24 inches and this lighting is getting a bit close for my liking. I’ll see what happens.
Damn it. It’s slacking off. 1.65 inches. That was really fun to watch.
I was out there earlier watchin it come in.. I have one of them outdoor bistro dining sets on my front porch. I like to hang out under it and just watch the weather roll in. Until a big crack of lightning hit and I realized that I was sittin in a metal chair lolol..
(08-17-2022, 07:11 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ] (08-17-2022, 06:13 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Very gnarly storm passing through right now. Like an idiot, I’m outside watching it and the trees swaying back and for. Very reminiscent of a tropical storm or Matthew and Irma as far as I remember. Maybe worse. Half in of rain in about 15 minutes. Winds are kicking!
9 minutes later: 1.24 inches and this lighting is getting a bit close for my liking. I’ll see what happens.
Damn it. It’s slacking off. 1.65 inches. That was really fun to watch.
I was out there earlier watchin it come in.. I have one of them outdoor bistro dining sets on my front porch. I like to hang out under it and just watch the weather roll in. Until a big crack of lightning hit and I realized that I was sittin in a metal chair lolol..
I wasn’t as smart as you. I stayed out there. But then again, no one that has ever known me has said, “man, that Jags guy’s decision making skills are off the charts”.
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