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The Drifter

04-13-2024, 02:57 PM
Expensive Toys!!!!!!!

Police: Missouri Man, 34, Stole Luxury Vibrators Worth More Than $1500

A Missouri man is facing a felony theft charge for allegedly swiping eight “luxury” vibrators from an adult toy store and then trying to fence them via Facebook Marketplace , according to court records.

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/hus...ief-314069

Bchbunnie4

04-13-2024, 07:09 PM
What makes it “luxury”? Ninja

NewJagsCity

04-13-2024, 09:31 PM
(04-13-2024, 07:09 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]What makes it “luxury”? Ninja

Gotta have something to do with ergonomics. On both ends.

Sneakers

04-14-2024, 08:04 AM
(04-13-2024, 07:09 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]What makes it “luxury”? Ninja

An image altering attachment for traveling discretion.  In a TSA scan, it appears as an electric toothbrush.


P.S. Misuse of the attachment may void your warranty.
(04-13-2024, 09:31 PM)NewJagsCity Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-13-2024, 07:09 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]What makes it “luxury”? Ninja

Gotta have something to do with ergonomics. On both ends.

You have experience with the double-ended models?
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