Quote:What's a due date?
The date a pregnant woman's baby is supposed to be born. It is not exact though - many babies are born earlier (especially twins) or later.
Quote:This thread is cancer.
That's impossible. Cancer is a disease that infects a living thing. The Internet is not alive so it can't get cancer.
Quote:That's impossible. Cancer is a disease that infects a living thing. The Internet is not alive so it can't get cancer.
But what is going to happen to the internet on September 30th?
Quote:But what is going to happen to the internet on September 30th?
It's going to get cancer while having a baby, haven't you been paying attention?
Quote:It's going to get cancer while having a baby, haven't you been paying attention?
But why would the Internet baby get cancer too?
Why can't you all be serious for a minute?
I keep checking back for an answer to an important question. When is the due date?
I need to know when to send my fruit basket.
Quote:Why can't you all be serious for a minute?
I keep checking back for an answer to an important question. When is the due date?
I need to know when to send my fruit basket.
You only had to read one post to get that information and it is very easy to find on this thread.
Good for him, I would never want to miss the birth of my child.
Quote:You only had to read one post to get that information and it is very easy to find on this thread.
It's all a joke, JW.
Good for AJ. I wouldn't miss the birth of my child for a game either. I know it's his job. I'm glad the Bengals support him on this too.
Quote:Good for AJ. I wouldn't miss the birth of my child for a game either. I know it's his job. I'm glad the Bengals support him on this too.
I totally agree with you on this. Especially considering its Sept 30th.
But, does anyone know the due date?
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There it is!
So the due date is on Nov 5th now?
Quote:So the due date is on Nov 5th now?
Exactly.
Quote:Exactly.
But why would the Bengals say Sept 30th?
Quote:But why would the Bengals say Sept 30th?
I think that's obvious. To keep their opponents on Sept 30 and Nov 5 wondering if they need to game plan got Green. I don't think he's even having a baby TBH.
So he's having a boy on his dude date? Isn't that kinda illegal?
Quote:So he's having a boy on his dude date? Isn't that kinda illegal?
Wrong. He's not having a baby. His wife is having it. Boys can't give birth silly.