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a jags fan dressed as a clown hangs out  at everbank holding a sign reading fire everyone including the owner Khan as he  wears a khan mustache.  Khan  shows up out of no were telling the fan no,but your fired. 

Next day there's a big article of Khan firing someone,all the jags fans are excited cause they think  it was HC,or GM,until they read the article,and see it was a fan.    After seeing Khan fired a  fan no jags fans ever show up again to the stadium ever again after Khan.
 fired the fan.     

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

please note this is a Joke trying to help all of us feel better,myself included cause we suck.
I'm not laughing.
This is the Jaguars 30th season. I watched season ONE at 16 years old. My dad died on week 14 of season one. Im 45 years old now. Ive been married for 17 years and have 3 kids aged 14, 13, and 11. My kids have seen TWO good Jaguars teams in their life: 2017 and 2023. That's it. Ive made it out of adolescence and into middle aged and my team has made FOUR playoff appearances this century. They are SEVENTY ONE GAMES under .500 for the franchise history. This team has officially overtaken the Browns, Aints, Bungles, etc as the official LAUGHING STOCK OF THE NFL, and its not even close. There is no humor for this team. Bout to jump ship to the Buccaneers. At least they are FUN to watch.
(11-18-2024, 01:19 PM)NCJag Wrote: [ -> ]This is the Jaguars 30th season. I watched season ONE at 16 years old. My dad died on week 14 of season one. Im 45 years old now. Ive been married for 17 years and have 3 kids aged 14, 13, and 11. My kids have seen TWO good Jaguars teams in their life: 2017 and 2023. That's it. Ive made it out of adolescence and into middle aged and my team has made FOUR playoff appearances this century. They are SEVENTY ONE GAMES under .500 for the franchise history. This team has officially overtaken the Browns, Aints, Bungles, etc as the official LAUGHING STOCK OF THE NFL, and its not even close. There is no humor for this team. Bout to jump ship to the Buccaneers. At least they are FUN to watch.

Even the Bucs went through their hell with their inaugural pumpkin unis..
(11-18-2024, 01:19 PM)NCJag Wrote: [ -> ]This is the Jaguars 30th season. I watched season ONE at 16 years old. My dad died on week 14 of season one. Im 45 years old now. Ive been married for 17 years and have 3 kids aged 14, 13, and 11. My kids have seen TWO good Jaguars teams in their life: 2017 and 2023. That's it. Ive made it out of adolescence and into middle aged and my team has made FOUR playoff appearances this century. They are SEVENTY ONE GAMES under .500 for the franchise history. This team has officially overtaken the Browns, Aints, Bungles, etc as the official LAUGHING STOCK OF THE NFL, and its not even close. There is no humor for this team. Bout to jump ship to the Buccaneers. At least they are FUN to watch.

This 100x.

I’ve come to the realization I need to adopt a NFC team for later in the season to keep my sanity from this [BLEEP] show. Leaning packers. Feels weird though. One thing for sure is the Jags won’t be getting a dime of support from me for a long [BLEEP] time. [BLEEP] Shad.
(11-18-2024, 01:25 PM)The_Franchise_QB Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-18-2024, 01:19 PM)NCJag Wrote: [ -> ]This is the Jaguars 30th season. I watched season ONE at 16 years old. My dad died on week 14 of season one. Im 45 years old now. Ive been married for 17 years and have 3 kids aged 14, 13, and 11. My kids have seen TWO good Jaguars teams in their life: 2017 and 2023. That's it. Ive made it out of adolescence and into middle aged and my team has made FOUR playoff appearances this century. They are SEVENTY ONE GAMES under .500 for the franchise history. This team has officially overtaken the Browns, Aints, Bungles, etc as the official LAUGHING STOCK OF THE NFL, and its not even close. There is no humor for this team. Bout to jump ship to the Buccaneers. At least they are FUN to watch.

This 100x.

I’ve come to the realization I need to adopt a NFC team for later in the season to keep my sanity from this [BLEEP] show. Leaning packers. Feels weird though. One thing for sure is the Jags won’t be getting a dime of support from me for a long [BLEEP] time. [BLEEP] Shad.
Yup. I’ve lived in NC for 20 years. Still made it about one game a year. No more. The Chargers were my original AFC team (liked Dan Fouts and Kellen Winslow).  Hell, I might switch to the Panthers.
Joke Day --- I'll Play Along.

There’s a lot going on. I don’t know if you know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico.
(11-18-2024, 01:19 PM)NCJag Wrote: [ -> ]This is the Jaguars 30th season. I watched season ONE at 16 years old. My dad died on week 14 of season one. Im 45 years old now. Ive been married for 17 years and have 3 kids aged 14, 13, and 11. My kids have seen TWO good Jaguars teams in their life: 2017 and 2023. That's it. Ive made it out of adolescence and into middle aged and my team has made FOUR playoff appearances this century. They are SEVENTY ONE GAMES under .500 for the franchise history. This team has officially overtaken the Browns, Aints, Bungles, etc as the official LAUGHING STOCK OF THE NFL, and its not even close. There is no humor for this team. Bout to jump ship to the Buccaneers. At least they are FUN to watch.

Don't leave bro. Don't leave...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXc8S_LxQNI
(11-18-2024, 02:20 PM)Caldrac Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-18-2024, 01:19 PM)NCJag Wrote: [ -> ]This is the Jaguars 30th season. I watched season ONE at 16 years old. My dad died on week 14 of season one. Im 45 years old now. Ive been married for 17 years and have 3 kids aged 14, 13, and 11. My kids have seen TWO good Jaguars teams in their life: 2017 and 2023. That's it. Ive made it out of adolescence and into middle aged and my team has made FOUR playoff appearances this century. They are SEVENTY ONE GAMES under .500 for the franchise history. This team has officially overtaken the Browns, Aints, Bungles, etc as the official LAUGHING STOCK OF THE NFL, and its not even close. There is no humor for this team. Bout to jump ship to the Buccaneers. At least they are FUN to watch.

Don't leave bro. Don't leave...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXc8S_LxQNI

Great movie.. One of my favs.
(11-18-2024, 02:28 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-18-2024, 02:20 PM)Caldrac Wrote: [ -> ]Don't leave bro. Don't leave...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXc8S_LxQNI

Great movie.. One of my favs.

Same. The older I get the more I understand this scene in particular.
(11-18-2024, 02:30 PM)Caldrac Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-18-2024, 02:28 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]Great movie.. One of my favs.

Same. The older I get the more I understand this scene in particular.

Yup..

This guy too..

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(11-18-2024, 01:19 PM)NCJag Wrote: [ -> ]This is the Jaguars 30th season. I watched season ONE at 16 years old. My dad died on week 14 of season one. Im 45 years old now. Ive been married for 17 years and have 3 kids aged 14, 13, and 11. My kids have seen TWO good Jaguars teams in their life: 2017 and 2023. That's it. Ive made it out of adolescence and into middle aged and my team has made FOUR playoff appearances this century. They are SEVENTY ONE GAMES under .500 for the franchise history. This team has officially overtaken the Browns, Aints, Bungles, etc as the official LAUGHING STOCK OF THE NFL, and its not even close. There is no humor for this team. Bout to jump ship to the Buccaneers. At least they are FUN to watch.

I stepped away from the Falcons.  The only solace is that they haven't won a Championship, but they have been a heck of a lot better to watch.
I have found some solace in watching more college football this year than I usually do. It's more fun now because the usual teams that dominate are not dominating this season.

Has made every Saturday relatively interesting at least. Even as a Bulldogs fan. I told my family Ole' Miss was gonna beat them pretty good. They're lucky Tre Harris was out. They probably would have won by 3 TD's.
(11-18-2024, 03:02 PM)Caldrac Wrote: [ -> ]I have found some solace in watching more college football this year than I usually do. It's more fun now because the usual teams that dominate are not dominating this season.

Has made every Saturday relatively interesting at least. Even as a Bulldogs fan. I told my family Ole' Miss was gonna beat them pretty good. They're lucky Tre Harris was out. They probably would have won by 3 TD's.

Now imagine being a Jags and Noles fan this season lolol
(11-18-2024, 03:06 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-18-2024, 03:02 PM)Caldrac Wrote: [ -> ]I have found some solace in watching more college football this year than I usually do. It's more fun now because the usual teams that dominate are not dominating this season.

Has made every Saturday relatively interesting at least. Even as a Bulldogs fan. I told my family Ole' Miss was gonna beat them pretty good. They're lucky Tre Harris was out. They probably would have won by 3 TD's.

Now imagine being a Jags and Noles fan this season lolol

I feel ya, being a Miami Hurricanes fan and Jaguars fan. These last 20 years have been pretty rough. 

If it wasn't for Cam Ward going to Miami, I bet they would be a 3-4 loss team this year. (Still might end up a 3 loss team if the defense doesn't start showing up)
(11-18-2024, 03:42 PM)TheSkipWillis Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-18-2024, 03:06 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]Now imagine being a Jags and Noles fan this season lolol

I feel ya, being a Miami Hurricanes fan and Jaguars fan. These last 20 years have been pretty rough. 

If it wasn't for Cam Ward going to Miami, I bet they would be a 3-4 loss team this year. (Still might end up a 3 loss team if the defense doesn't start showing up)

I can't believe they lost to Georgia Tech last weekend. Ward has a bright future in the NFL though. I would do whatever it takes on draft day as well to land Xavier Restrepo at WR. 

Had fun watching his highlights last year. This year's highlights have been even better. Whoever lands that kid is going to have a damn good player for the next 10 years. 

Just has a knack for finding ways to get open and locating the football. Doesn't matter if it's over the middle, underneath, along the sidelines or deep. He just simply has "it" and we need that on this football team. 

Willing to bet money he ends up as a damn Buffalo Bill, Kansas City Chief or Baltimore Raven on the opening night of the draft somehow. I had him as a late day 2, early day 3 guy because of his size. Now I think he's in the late RD1 discussion for sure.
(11-18-2024, 03:06 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-18-2024, 03:02 PM)Caldrac Wrote: [ -> ]I have found some solace in watching more college football this year than I usually do. It's more fun now because the usual teams that dominate are not dominating this season.

Has made every Saturday relatively interesting at least. Even as a Bulldogs fan. I told my family Ole' Miss was gonna beat them pretty good. They're lucky Tre Harris was out. They probably would have won by 3 TD's.

Now imagine being a Jags and Noles fan this season lolol

Lol! Do you hate football? Well Football hates you!
(11-18-2024, 05:01 PM)JagFan81 Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-18-2024, 03:06 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]Now imagine being a Jags and Noles fan this season lolol

Lol! Do you hate football? Well Football hates you!

It sure the [BLEEP] does lolol
(11-18-2024, 01:24 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-18-2024, 01:19 PM)NCJag Wrote: [ -> ]This is the Jaguars 30th season. I watched season ONE at 16 years old. My dad died on week 14 of season one. Im 45 years old now. Ive been married for 17 years and have 3 kids aged 14, 13, and 11. My kids have seen TWO good Jaguars teams in their life: 2017 and 2023. That's it. Ive made it out of adolescence and into middle aged and my team has made FOUR playoff appearances this century. They are SEVENTY ONE GAMES under .500 for the franchise history. This team has officially overtaken the Browns, Aints, Bungles, etc as the official LAUGHING STOCK OF THE NFL, and its not even close. There is no humor for this team. Bout to jump ship to the Buccaneers. At least they are FUN to watch.

Even the Bucs went through their hell with their inaugural pumpkin unis..

Creme-sicle
(11-18-2024, 04:48 PM)Caldrac Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-18-2024, 03:42 PM)TheSkipWillis Wrote: [ -> ]I feel ya, being a Miami Hurricanes fan and Jaguars fan. These last 20 years have been pretty rough. 

If it wasn't for Cam Ward going to Miami, I bet they would be a 3-4 loss team this year. (Still might end up a 3 loss team if the defense doesn't start showing up)

I can't believe they lost to Georgia Tech last weekend. Ward has a bright future in the NFL though. I would do whatever it takes on draft day as well to land Xavier Restrepo at WR. 

Had fun watching his highlights last year. This year's highlights have been even better. Whoever lands that kid is going to have a damn good player for the next 10 years. 

Just has a knack for finding ways to get open and locating the football. Doesn't matter if it's over the middle, underneath, along the sidelines or deep. He just simply has "it" and we need that on this football team. 

Willing to bet money he ends up as a damn Buffalo Bill, Kansas City Chief or Baltimore Raven on the opening night of the draft somehow. I had him as a late day 2, early day 3 guy because of his size. Now I think he's in the late RD1 discussion for sure.

The defense can't fight its way out of a wet paper bag. The offense overall is pretty good, I would guess a top 30 without Cam? Depending on the QB I suppose. Cam just brings so much to the team.

Restrepo is a straight up dawg. I would love to see Jacksonville end up drafting him. Should replace Kirk fairly easily if we could find a way to move on from him. But like you said, he seems to be climbing up the draft board. We have way bigger issues than drafting another early round wr.
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