I stopped buying the stuff years ago. A good carpet cleaner is all I need.
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toilet paper....coming to an end....ISWYDT
As long as people want toilet paper, there will be toilet paper.
(12-05-2024, 09:56 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: [ -> ]As long as people want toilet paper, there will be toilet paper.
That sounds like something someone from Big Toilet Paper would say.

(12-05-2024, 11:24 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ] (12-05-2024, 09:56 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: [ -> ]As long as people want toilet paper, there will be toilet paper.
That sounds like something someone from Big Toilet Paper would say. 
You calling Marty a turd?
That's my job!!
Sorry, Marty.. Couldn't resist lol
We bought those Toto bidet seats from Costco about two years ago, life changing I tell ya.
(12-23-2024, 06:22 AM)EricC85 Wrote: [ -> ]We bought those Toto bidet seats from Costco about two years ago, life changing I tell ya.
How did you wire it up? Do you have an electrical outlet next to your toilet? And, how much did it raise the sitting height?
I try to be environmentally friendly and use both sides.
You can buy a butthole water blaster on Amazon now for under $50. It's portable. Just needs batteries or charged up and some water in it. You can even add scented oils to it if that's your kind of thing. I like fresh mint personally.
Okay…do these things shoot cold water at your bits, or can you get it heated? Cuz the cold water thing does not seem appealing at all!
(12-23-2024, 11:52 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]Okay…do these things shoot cold water at your bits, or can you get it heated? Cuz the cold water thing does not seem appealing at all!
You can probably fill it up with warm or hot water from your bathroom sink. I don't think it'll mess up anything with the one I have at home.
(12-23-2024, 11:52 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]Okay…do these things shoot cold water at your bits, or can you get it heated? Cuz the cold water thing does not seem appealing at all!
I looked it up, and it will heat the water.
(12-05-2024, 11:24 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ] (12-05-2024, 09:56 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: [ -> ]As long as people want toilet paper, there will be toilet paper.
That sounds like something someone from Big Toilet Paper would say. 
Nice one. You’re on a roll.
(12-05-2024, 11:24 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ] (12-05-2024, 09:56 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: [ -> ]As long as people want toilet paper, there will be toilet paper.
That sounds like something someone from Big Toilet Paper would say. 
Very underrated post
(12-23-2024, 06:22 AM)EricC85 Wrote: [ -> ]We bought those Toto bidet seats from Costco about two years ago, life changing I tell ya.
Did it change your skid mark pattern?
I let the loofa get it. Although, I was replacing a sprinkler head the other day and it got me thinking. If I connected my sprinkler system to my home automation, I can install another zone and run a garden hose with a water cannon sprinkler at the end. Once I’m done…just push play! The water may go straight through and come out my mouth though. I can always dial it down if need be.
(12-23-2024, 11:52 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]Okay…do these things shoot cold water at your bits, or can you get it heated? Cuz the cold water thing does not seem appealing at all!
The powered ones will but that requires running power to the toilet. Most just hook onto the water supply line. I've thought about getting one but don't want to run power, use a tank one, etc so haven't done enough research on it. I also don't know if I'll like it. Top of the line ones are well over $500.
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(12-23-2024, 03:06 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ] (12-05-2024, 11:24 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]That sounds like something someone from Big Toilet Paper would say. 
Nice one. You’re on a roll.
Well done. Take a seat on the throne.
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