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My son showed me this last night. Pretty cool.
Alright. Sold. Bring him in as our next football coach. We'll get Jay back too as the offensive coordinator.
Caldrac as GM.
NYC as HC.

I think we'd do okay.
John would definitely bring more energy
(12-24-2024, 01:33 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Caldrac as GM.
NYC as HC.

I think we'd do okay.

Why not Caldrac as HC
NYC as DC
FSG as OC

Every 2 years the OC and DC could switch roles. Now that would be a good reality show.
(12-24-2024, 01:38 PM)Jag149 Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-24-2024, 01:33 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Caldrac as GM.
NYC as HC.

I think we'd do okay.

Why not Caldrac as HC
NYC as DC
FSG as OC

Every 2 years the OC and DC could switch roles. Now that would be a good reality show.

Well, if it changes into a good reality show rather than the bad reality show we have now, I'm for it.
(12-24-2024, 02:04 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-24-2024, 01:38 PM)Jag149 Wrote: [ -> ]Why not Caldrac as HC
NYC as DC
FSG as OC

Every 2 years the OC and DC could switch roles. Now that would be a good reality show.

Well, if it changes into a good reality show rather than the bad reality show we have now, I'm for it.

One thing to consider is the bar is laying on the ground right now. There is only one way it can go.
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(12-24-2024, 02:09 PM)Jag149 Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-24-2024, 02:04 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Well, if it changes into a good reality show rather than the bad reality show we have now, I'm for it.

One thing to consider is the bar is laying on the ground right now. There is only one way it can go.

buy a shovel?
(12-26-2024, 05:20 PM)carp8dm Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-24-2024, 02:09 PM)Jag149 Wrote: [ -> ]One thing to consider is the bar is laying on the ground right now. There is only one way it can go.

buy a shovel?

The Jaguars way is to use an excavator. We set the standards on low bars.
But did he buy a house in Queens Harbour yet?

Or at least someone see him in a Publix buying a sub?

Until that happens, I remain skeptical..
Ever notice how Gruden always has that Don Rickles look on his face? I expect him at any time to play a practical joke on someone.
Same dude that talked crap about the Jags on a Monday night game against the Tacks.
(12-27-2024, 12:45 AM)Jagulars Wrote: [ -> ]Same dude that talked crap about the Jags on a Monday night game against the Tacks.

Said everyone knows Jag means "Just Another Guy".
I'm assuming that was AI. Just don't think Gruden would care enough about the Jags and take the time to diss their upper personnel.
(12-27-2024, 12:26 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: [ -> ]I'm assuming that was AI.  Just don't think Gruden would care enough about the Jags and take the time to diss their upper personnel.

It's Cameo.
(12-27-2024, 01:21 PM)mikesez Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-27-2024, 12:26 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: [ -> ]I'm assuming that was AI.  Just don't think Gruden would care enough about the Jags and take the time to diss their upper personnel.

It's Cameo.

I had no idea what Cameo was and had to look it up. I think you're right. Someone paid him to say this.
(12-27-2024, 12:45 AM)Jagulars Wrote: [ -> ]Same dude that talked crap about the Jags on a Monday night game against the Tacks.

I'm pretty sure it was Gruden that called Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton, "pork chop" incorrectly.  LOL


But sure, let's hire the guy that could NOT care less about getting the players of Jaguars correct.  I'm sure it'll work out just fine!  

(Strike 1 for Caldrac as GM)

I'm joking, by the way.  Not about Gruden.  But about Caldrac being GM.  We could do a lot worse.