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Illinois Man Arrested In Donkey Punch Incident

An Illinois man is facing animal cruelty charges for allegedly punching a donkey in the face, an attack the suspect recorded and later posted to his Twitter account.
 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/anim...est-738291

 

 

 

That's not the kind of donkey punch I was expecting it to be about.

Quote:That's not the kind of donkey punch I was expecting it to be about.

 

Same, I'm actually pleased about that though.

This is a family message board...

I didn't click on the link, for obvious reasons (Drifter).

 

But, did somebody really punch a donkey in the face?

Mommy? What's a donkey punch?

Quote:This is a family message board...

 

Do it right and it can lead to enlarging your family.

Why was he at a birthday party with a petting zoo at 18?

Quote:Why was he at a birthday party with a petting zoo at 18?

 

Duh, to punch a Donkey.. obviously.

Quote:Mommy? What's a donkey punch?

 

"Well, you see dear, when a man and a woman love each other very, very much and have made a previous agreement on a mutual safe word..."

Quote:Do it right and it can lead to enlarging your family.

Then you're doing it wrong...

Quote:Then you're doing it wrong...

 

That's totally not what she said.  :pirate:

Quote:That's totally not what she said.  :pirate:

Well, we'll let her be the judge then.

This got weird pretty fast.....

There's a guy who lives in the town next to mine who was found riding a cow years ago

Quote:This got weird pretty fast.....

Quote:That's not the kind of donkey punch I was expecting it to be about.

Exactly. That's punching a donkey, not a donkey punch.

 

HUGE difference. :woot:

After reading the posts on here, I really don't want to click on the link.     :blink: