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Quote:Getting a little nippy?

I feel somehow, more...defined.

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Oh I can do that.. can I have an official note so that it's not sexual assault... :thumbsup:

 

No note required, you just need to go to the right bar.  You're looking for a women who just had her boobs done.  She wants you to admire them, that's the whole point of the enhancement.   Best if she's been divorced a couple of years.  Her decision, but annoyed that her ex has moved on with another woman a few years younger is perfect.  Two margaritas and she'll be begging you to check them out.

Quote:No note required, you just need to go to the right bar.  You're looking for a women who just had her boobs done.  She wants you to admire them, that's the whole point of the enhancement.   Best if she's been divorced a couple of years.  Her decision, but annoyed that her ex has moved on with another woman a few years younger is perfect.  Two margaritas and she'll be begging you to check them out.

 

That sounds like the voice of experience.

 

If I do that, I may be on course for a divorce so early on into our marriage.

I just thought this belonged here.  Yowser.

 

Boobs are like beer.......

 

No one likes them flat.......