Gotta shower them somehow.
Family Night and "tacks fan" usually means something entirely different.
Quote:Family Night and "tacks fan" usually means something entirely different.
Bow-chicka-bow-wow
Quote:Family Night and "tacks fan" usually means something entirely different.
Date night.
Everybody knows that the second Saturday in April is shower night in tackville. There were some tacks acting surprised. I think it was the smell of soap that spooked them.
Was there soap mixed into that water like in the quarter car washes? I hope so. It certainly beats the futility of handing out toothbrushes around there.
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Yes... yes it is...
Quote:Family Night and "tacks fan" usually means something entirely different.
Quote:Bow-chicka-bow-wow
Quote:Date night.
They had to close the library in Nashville this week. Somebody stole the book.
Quote:They had to close the library in Nashville this week. Somebody stole the book.
That's okay...they had pretty much finished coloring in it any way.
On the plus side, this is by far the cleanest any of those Titans fans have been since birth.
Quote:On the plus side, this is by far the cleanest any of those Titans fans have been since birth.
Probably not even then.
Quote:Probably not even then.
They were probably pretty clean in the womb. I mean, grain alcohol is an excellent disinfectant.
A redneck wet T-shirt contest. Awesome. Or not.
My second cousin is a dentist in Tennessee. He makes $8600- a year.