Quote:I also question the wisdom of anyone who has presumably miles of real estate to choose from and instead builds their house 50 feet from the only neighbor in the county. 
Did I forget to mention she's a hottie and likes to mow the lawn naked?
Quote:Did I forget to mention she's a hottie and likes to mow the lawn naked?
If she's mowing her lawn at 3:00 AM, what good does that do you?
Quote:If she's mowing her lawn at 3:00 AM, what good does that do you?
Exactly! Too dark to see. That's why I want it done in the afternoon.
Quote:If she's mowing her lawn at 3:00 AM, what good does that do you?
A good woman will trim the yard before she needs the Brush Hog.
Quote:A good woman will trim the yard before she needs the Brush Hog.
I wonder if she enjoys the rider or prefers the walk-behind?
Quote:Exactly! Too dark to see. That's why I want it done in the afternoon.
You present a very convincing argument.
Quote:I wonder if she enjoys the rider or prefers the walk-behind?
Self propelled most likely.
Quote:Self propelled most likely.
Probably leaves it about 8 inches deep.
Well this went south pretty quick. I think I'll leave you guys alone to discuss. Lol.