Quote:Or how much it costs to have a couple of inches of fabric taken off of something...
Well I figured you were at least 4 feet tall.
Quote:Well I figured you were at least 4 feet tall.
Standing on a step stool maybe
...and on her tip toes with her arms raised above her head.
Y'all can all kiss my butt!! I'm over five feet tall....barely.
Quote:Y'all can all kiss my butt!!
Most of the old geezers in here can't bend forwards that far.
Quote:Most of the old geezers in here can't bend forwards that far.
It is awfully close to the ground.
Quote:It is awfully close to the ground.
Not THAT close... :verymad:
Quote:Most of the old geezers in here can't bend forwards that far.
Most of us wouldn't be able to go "sideline-to-sideline" that far either. If I'm going to kiss a butt, it's got to be at the hash mark, not in the center of the field.
Quote:Most of us wouldn't be able to go "sideline-to-sideline" that far either. If I'm going to kiss a butt, it's got to be at the hash mark, not in the center of the field.
Can't go pro if you can't hit the honey hole.
Quote:Can't go pro if you can't hit the honey hole.
It might not be honey coming out of the hole though.
:nuke:
This thread has taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque....
Quote:This thread has taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque....
I think the wrong turn was actually around Atlanta.
My beard tickles.
Quote:This thread has taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque....
Perfect response from a bunny.
Quote:Pfffft. Try buying a pair or 38/36 or 40/36 The stores around here either think you are short and fat or tall and skinny. Nowhere in between.
I'm 36/36 and have never seen that size in stores.
Quote:Y'all can all kiss my butt!! I'm over five feet tall....barely.
I always wanted to be 5'7", the perfect female height, imo. I'm 5'4".
Beards - they're definitely en vogue right now for sure. I like them. I think a well groomed beard looks great on a guy. If I were a dude, I would be growing all kinds of things. The options are amazing!
On a side note, I do think men should shave their pits. :yucky:
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On a side note, I do think men should shave their pits. :yucky:
What? Do you want to turn men into women?
No.
Does that 1010xl commercial for lazer hair removal resonate with men anywhere? I'm not "embarrassed" by my masculinity. I grow hair on my body, big freaking deal.