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Man Sues Golden Corral for 2 Million Dollars..Wait Till You Hear Why
 

A fifty one year old Springfield, Massachusetts man is suing Golden Corral because he bought the all you can eat buffet but was kicked out before he was finished.  Despite the fact that they let him have what he ate for free, Mr Fleming (Or Mr Flemmings, name is uncertain) is suing them for 2 million dollars for false advertisement.  Golden Corral offers an all you can eat buffet.  Mr Fleming says that not only was he still hungry but:

 

http://dailyheadlines.net/2016/02/man-su...hear-why/#

The fact that they offered that planet a settlement is testament to the blame everyone else society that many fat lazy Americans have settled in to and so many dollar chasing attorneys have cashed in on. When that fat pigs heart explodes his survivors will sue them again for letting his morbidly obese [BLEEP] eat so much. What a freaking joke.

 

 

edit: if you look closely you can see some big fat yeast rolls in geo synchronous orbit around that planetoid of a human.

Greedy to the end. Not only have they made him an offer of a settlement (even though it is a ridiculous case) he wants more!


Hope he gets nothing

This can't be real.

So he was there 7 hours and ate 50-70 lbs of food?  He gained 70 lbs in 7 hours?  And he was still hungry?   Is he human?

Quote:This can't be real.

 

I found nothing on Snopes about it so...........

Sad that Golden Corral felt it necessary to offer some sort of plea deal to begin with. 

https://youtu.be/aLkTuWdKrqY

Quote:The fact that they offered that planet a settlement is testament to the blame everyone else society that many fat lazy Americans have settled in to and so many dollar chasing attorneys have cashed in on. When that fat pigs heart explodes his survivors will sue them again for letting his morbidly obese [BLEEP] eat so much. What a freaking joke.

 

 

edit: if you look closely you can see some big fat yeast rolls in geo synchronous orbit around that planetoid of a human.

Thanks to your edit description I just had to see the picture. Now I'm not sure I will be able to eat a yeast roll again.


Thanks man.

Quote:Thanks to your edit description I just had to see the picture. Now I'm not sure I will be able to eat a yeast roll again.


Thanks man.

My bad, just for you I baked these.

 

Quote:My bad, just for you I baked these.

 

*gag*


Aw, you're such a swell guy.