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Quote:Top Gun is really a documentary about Tom Cruise's struggles with his homosexual tendencies. Goose represents the part of Tom's psyche that longs for a normal hetero life: wife, kids, career. Iceman is the deep dark underbelly of his true homosexual nature that longs to bubble to the surface. Throughout the film we see Maverick vacillate between gay and straight as he struggles to love a woman and resist his desire for Kazanski. The climactic moment of the movie is when Tom rejects the hetero-normative nature of American society by throwing Goose's dog tags, representative of his desires to be hetero, into the ocean. This is further confirmed when Maverick and Iceman express their double entendre-filled one-liners on the deck of the carrier. The epilogue shows Maverick, broken by his failure to persevere in the cultural challenges of the homosexual lifestyle, returning to Mirimar hopeful to rekindle the emotional flames he felt with Iceman, but instead submitting to the fraudulent cover of a relationship with a closeted lesbian.

 

Or so I've been told.

 

http://www.criticalfumble.net/forum/arch...13477.html

 

That was hilarious!  Thanks for posting that.

Top gun was on just two nights ago.


I've also heard of the homosexual sub story of top gun. It makes the movie so much more interesting to watch it while keeping this I interpretation in mind!

Quote:Top Gun is really a documentary about Tom Cruise's struggles with his homosexual tendencies. Goose represents the part of Tom's psyche that longs for a normal hetero life: wife, kids, career. Iceman is the deep dark underbelly of his true homosexual nature that longs to bubble to the surface. Throughout the film we see Maverick vacillate between gay and straight as he struggles to love a woman and resist his desire for Kazanski. The climactic moment of the movie is when Tom rejects the hetero-normative nature of American society by throwing Goose's dog tags, representative of his desires to be hetero, into the ocean. This is further confirmed when Maverick and Iceman express their double entendre-filled one-liners on the deck of the carrier. The epilogue shows Maverick, broken by his failure to persevere in the cultural challenges of the homosexual lifestyle, returning to Mirimar hopeful to rekindle the emotional flames he felt with Iceman, but instead submitting to the fraudulent cover of a relationship with a closeted lesbian.

 

Or so I've been told.

 

http://www.criticalfumble.net/forum/arch...13477.html

Next you're going to tell me that Robert Duvall's character in Days of Thunder is an allegory for Space Lord Xenu or something.

 

Please tell me that's a thing.

Quote:Next you're going to tell me that Robert Duvall's character in Days of Thunder is an allegory for Space Lord Xenu or something.

 

Please tell me that's a thing.

Welcome to the internet, where everything is a thing and nothing is made up.  :teehee:

Quote:Next you're going to tell me that Robert Duvall's character in Days of Thunder is an allegory for Space Lord Xenu or something.

 

Please tell me that's a thing.

it is now.... :teehee:

Quote:Top Gun is really a documentary about Tom Cruise's struggles with his homosexual tendencies. Goose represents the part of Tom's psyche that longs for a normal hetero life: wife, kids, career. Iceman is the deep dark underbelly of his true homosexual nature that longs to bubble to the surface. Throughout the film we see Maverick vacillate between gay and straight as he struggles to love a woman and resist his desire for Kazanski. The climactic moment of the movie is when Tom rejects the hetero-normative nature of American society by throwing Goose's dog tags, representative of his desires to be hetero, into the ocean. This is further confirmed when Maverick and Iceman express their double entendre-filled one-liners on the deck of the carrier. The epilogue shows Maverick, broken by his failure to persevere in the cultural challenges of the homosexual lifestyle, returning to Mirimar hopeful to rekindle the emotional flames he felt with Iceman, but instead submitting to the fraudulent cover of a relationship with a closeted lesbian.

 

Or so I've been told.

 

http://www.criticalfumble.net/forum/arch...13477.html

Bravo sir!

Um

 

Quote:So we know about the much publicized move American Sniper which was based on a true story of Chris Kyle, was one of the deadliest soldiers in the world, if not the deadliest. I wonder if the parts in the movie pertaining to him having a hit on his head were true. It would make sense. But lets say it is true. We know about his murder at the shooting range by a disgruntled and psychotic soldier. 

 

What if the soldier had known about the hit on Chris Kyle's head, and he went there to collect the reward money for it? What if he did it because he had his life turned upside down due to the nature of war, and he wanted to do something to show his family he wasn't a screw up and give them the money? What if that was one of the first things that ISIS did in terms of infiltration on our soil to see if they could get someone dead to make an example? 

 

Just saying, it seems like it could be a potential possibility that resulted in his death. 

 

Umm.. NO


They were kidding with the guy who was mentally unstable it had nothing to do with anything other than giving a mentally insane person a loaded weapon.

Quote:LOLOLOLOL.... couldnt agree more 

 

 

people can criticize this board all they want but its posts like this that make it amazing lol.

I agree. Best post of the year so far. 

Quote:I agree. Best post of the year so far. 

I agree, it's definitely up there, but it doesn't really take much. :woot: