Quote:I have an excuse.. Nyquil and multiple shots of Jagermeeeeeeeester
I used to live on Jager and Everclear in college.
A sober mind is the most dangerous kind of all
Quote:If I'm attracted to furniture, I'm most likely single.
If you had either one of these afflictions, you'd be single.
Quote:If you had either one of these afflictions, you'd be single.
Unless his woman is a tacks fan
Quote:Unless his woman is a tacks fan
We don't like to think about them.
Physically attracted to furniture. Mayo is one of the most disgusting things on this planet. Right up there with mustard.
Quote:Physically attracted to furniture. Mayo is one of the most disgusting things on this planet. Right up there with mustard.
Surely you're not American?...
Garlic Mayo is a quality condiment
Quote:Garlic Mayo is a quality condiment
Especially over doner meat with chilli sauce.
Quote:Especially over doner meat with chilli sauce.
Ahhh stop, I'm a recovering kebab addict and that was my favourite one.
Quote:Ahhh stop, I'm a recovering kebab addict and that was my favourite one.
I had one this afternoon (sober!), my excuse is that I was on nights last night and tonight..
Quote:Surely you're not American?...
Born and raised New Yorker. Well, Western NY, close to Canada
Quote:Born and raised New Yorker. Well, Western NY, close to Canada
I've never heard of an American who doesn't like mayo/mustard. The latter moreso.
Next you'll be telling me you don't like burgers or pancakes!
Quote:I've never heard of an American who doesn't like mayo/mustard. The latter moreso.
Next you'll be telling me you don't like burgers or pancakes!
Haha yeah people think I'm crazy when I tell them I don't like those, especially mustard. They look at me like I'm from outer space when I order a sub without either on there.
I love me some burgers and pancakes though!
Quote:Haha yeah people think I'm crazy when I tell them I don't like those, especially mustard. They look at me like I'm from outer space when I order a sub without either on there.
I love me some burgers and pancakes though!
Faith restored.
Quote:I had one this afternoon (sober!), my excuse is that I was on nights last night and tonight..
Thanks pal, you basically forced me to order one earlier
Quote:Thanks pal, you basically forced me to order one earlier
It's what I'm here for.
You're welcome.
Totes Mayo
And what the hell is wrong with you.
Quote:I've never heard of an American who doesn't like mayo/mustard. The latter moreso.
Next you'll be telling me you don't like burgers or pancakes!
I hate both give me ketchup and hot sauce