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Quote:she said that a fracture like in thomass finger isnt that severe.. i said well he got his stitches in last sunday.. could he possibly play this sunday.. then i went on to say he also had limited practice last eek and this week.. she went on to say "oh hes fine he should be back by then..

 

i thought it was funny she said that cause if he does come back im gonna laugh..

 

i also asked her how long would it take to heal after stitches are out..

 

she said it should take at least a week to heal..

 

my gram also has 35 years experience as a nurse practitioner doctor and surgeon in st josephs hospital in syracuse ny..

 

he also could come back week 4.. just to be a precautionary reason..
You must be Wolfie's brother.
HE NEED SOM MILK

Quote:What did your ounce say? That would carry more weight.
 

That's how you do it Wink
My gram is a former prostitute and said she would be willing to wear out the beautiful Brady prior to the game if we chipped in for a 1/2 gallon of Smirnoff so she could get drunk enough to do it.

Your Gram is cool man. Appreciate her insight on that. And I mean that with nothing but respect. Not trolling or anything. When he got hurt I was thinking "Just put a band-aid on it and lets go JT". Guess it's not that easy.

raweyejag

my grams said that it is very important to see X-ray, ct scan, pet scan, participate in surgery, and follow up to be able to make a definitive prognosis and she knows because she slept in a Holiday Inn Express

Did gram mention anything about the medulla oblongata? 

Quote:Did gram mention anything about the medulla oblongata? 
nope.... just kept mumbling something about too many teeth.... no toothbrush... somethin somethin
Quote:My gram is a former prostitute and said she would be willing to wear out the beautiful Brady prior to the game if we chipped in for a 1/2 gallon of Smirnoff so she could get drunk enough to do it.


I just got a visual.. For Brady's sake, have grammy keep her teeth in. I don't think the whole "windless windsock" look is very attractive.
Quote:I just got a visual.. For Brady's sake, have grammy keep her teeth in. I don't think the whole "windless windsock" look is very attractive.
I don't make the rules.....just collect my 20%.

 

 

 

edit: I'll mention for her to get double if Belicheat is filming it.

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