09-14-2015, 01:39 AM
Obviously the roster and coaching staff isn't smart or talented enough to get the job done. Perhaps we should cheat like the good teams. The first team that comes to mind is obviously the Patriots. But even if we steal signals, Gus is so incompetent that he would be out coached even if he knew what the other guy was calling. Which leaves us with the only realistic possibility...
Cheat like Seattle. The Gus/Pete Carroll connection makes this even more feasible. Put our players on roids and we will be in the Super Bowl by 2017. McCray would suddenly turn into Richard Sherman. And could you imagine Telvin on the juice? The league may run out of healthy QBs and RBs with a 250 pound 4.4 speed Telvin roaming around.
Now you may all say there is no honor in cheating, but I should remind you that cheating is perfectly acceptable as long as you get caught AFTER winning the Super Bowl. Goodell can take away the trophy, but he couldn't erase the memory of being Superb Owl champs from the minds of the players and fans.
Cheat like Seattle. The Gus/Pete Carroll connection makes this even more feasible. Put our players on roids and we will be in the Super Bowl by 2017. McCray would suddenly turn into Richard Sherman. And could you imagine Telvin on the juice? The league may run out of healthy QBs and RBs with a 250 pound 4.4 speed Telvin roaming around.
Now you may all say there is no honor in cheating, but I should remind you that cheating is perfectly acceptable as long as you get caught AFTER winning the Super Bowl. Goodell can take away the trophy, but he couldn't erase the memory of being Superb Owl champs from the minds of the players and fans.