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Quote:Grow up

boy you sure told me 

meanwhile Andrew Luck just threw another INT, no luck for the Colts 0-2 while jags are 1-1 (should be 2-0 but they let the Panthers take advantage of turnovers)!

Here please allow me to insult myself, since that seems to be the aim of a few on this post and show you how it is done. 


Hey Teal Roar 

 

You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.


OR


I would ask how old you are, but you can't count that high

OR

We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough

 

and last but not least 

 

You’re too dumb to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

 

That's how its done boys

Quote:Here please allow me to insult myself, since that seems to be the aim of a few on this post and show you how it is done.


Hey Teal Roar

You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

OR


I would ask how old you are, but you can't count that high

OR

We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough


and last but not least

You’re too dumb to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.



That's how its done boys

Or be miserable. As you said, it's your choice. Life must be grand!

Quote:meanwhile Andrew Luck just threw another INT, no luck for the Colts 0-2 while jags are 1-1 (should be 2-0 but they let the Panthers take advantage of turnovers)!

yes they are 1-1 its nice, they have the pats this week, and they can't make the same mistakes they made against Miami, like green dropping all those balls. like I have said, I am cautiously optimistic, I don't want to get my hopes up to high and just be disappointed again as I have been for the last 5 years. I think if they win 7 to 8  games this year that will show real improvement over last year 

Quote:Or be miserable. As you said, it's your choice. Life must be grand!

you are making an assumption, that I am miserable. you know what they say about making assumptions right?

Quote:you are making an assumption, that I am miserable. you know what they say about making assumptions right?

If by what you say reflects on who you are than yes I'm making an assumption. An educated assumption.

Quote:If by what you say reflects on who you are than yes I'm making an assumption. An educated assumption.

wow, JT your insight into humane psyche is phenomenal. To think that just by a simple post about a rather insignificant child's game played by grown men to entertain people has lead you to the brilliant conclusion that I am miserable borders on genius level intellect. You have just saved me years of therapy and thousands of dollars and I don't even know how to thank you for your benevolent human compassion for such a wretched soul as myself.


I don't even know how to thank you.   

Quote:wow, JT your insight into humane psyche is phenomenal. To think that just by a simple post about a rather insignificant child's game played by grown men to entertain people has lead you to the brilliant conclusion that I am miserable borders on genius level intellect. You have just saved me years of therapy and thousands of dollars and I don't even know how to thank you for your benevolent human compassion for such a wretched soul as myself.


I don't even know how to thank you.   

 

This response is dripping with such sarcasm, I'm almost positive that you are a miserable person.   :ph34r:  

Wow ....we win a game and the board still can't quit insulting each other?

 

Com'On Man!

Quote:This response is dripping with such sarcasm, I'm almost positive that you are a miserable person.   :ph34r:  

Anchorman please by all means add your insight as well. Thats the spirit...Positivity Man! 

Quote:Wow ....we win a game and the board still can't quit insulting each other?

 

Com'On Man!

Mowerguy, all I had said was that I was cautiously optimistic about the win and then got attacked,,,but you are right this is rather silly 

Quote:yes they are 1-1 its nice, they have the pats this week, and they can't make the same mistakes they made against Miami, like green dropping all those balls. like I have said, I am cautiously optimistic, I don't want to get my hopes up to high and just be disappointed again as I have been for the last 5 years. I think if they win 7 to 8  games this year that will show real improvement over last year 

Technically speaking, if they only win 5 games this season it's an improvement from last year. A 5 win season at this point however is... unacceptable from my point of view. The bare bottom minimum for Gus to retain my support is at least a paltry 6-10 season. Less than that and I'm on the fire Gus bus!

If on the other hand the miraculous occurs and we go 8-8 (or better) then I'd nominate Gus as a write in for the next US president!

Quote:Technically speaking, if they only win 5 games this season it's an improvement from last year. A 5 win season at this point however is... unacceptable from my point of view. The bare bottom minimum for Gus to retain my support is at least a paltry 6-10 season. Less than that and I'm on the fire Gus bus!

If on the other hand the miraculous occurs and we go 8-8 (or better) then I'd nominate Gus as a write in for the next US president!

but then again... perhaps I'm just easily impressed.

Quote:wow, JT your insight into humane psyche is phenomenal. To think that just by a simple post about a rather insignificant child's game played by grown men to entertain people has lead you to the brilliant conclusion that I am miserable borders on genius level intellect. You have just saved me years of therapy and thousands of dollars and I don't even know how to thank you for your benevolent human compassion for such a wretched soul as myself.


I don't even know how to thank you.

You're welcome. I'll be here if you need more help.

Quote:Here please allow me to insult myself, since that seems to be the aim of a few on this post and show you how it is done. 


Hey Teal Roar 

 

You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.


OR


I would ask how old you are, but you can't count that high

OR

We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough

 

and last but not least 

 

You’re too dumb to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

 

That's how its done boys

 

lol, the very rare self insulting post.

 

I wouldn't mind seeing a few more of these from time to time.

 

I enjoyed it.

Quote:This response is dripping with such sarcasm, I'm almost positive that you are a miserable person.   :ph34r:  

 

Well, as we all know, not everyone can recognize sarcasm. Those who can't will read it as it's the gospel truth.

Quote:but then again... perhaps I'm just easily impressed.

not so my friend, an 8-8 season or even an 6-10 season would be a vast improvement over the last 5 seasons, and Gus should be made a saint

Quote:You're welcome. I'll be here if you need more help.

 

Quote:lol, the very rare self insulting post.

 

I wouldn't mind seeing a few more of these from time to time.

 

I enjoyed it

Thank you for seeing the humor in all this. Some people take themselves way to seriously   :thumbsup:  :teehee:

Quote:You're welcome. I'll be here if you need more help.

Come, sorrow; we welcome thee. Let us join in grief, rejoice in despair, and honor the fortunate dead.