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Quote:That would have been one wrecked rectum...
Rectum?!


Dang near killed 'im!
Wasn't this an episode of South Park?
Quote:Wasn't this an episode of South Park?
 

This thread?

 

Yes.
Quote:Oh, THAT kind of stool.  I thought TMD resurfaced.
They didn't say the stool was upside down...
Quote:The official unit of measurement of fecal samples is the couric, which is equivalent to 2.5 pounds, or 1.3398 kg
As in Katie Couric... Ahhh... The plot thickens...
Quote:As in Katie Couric... Ahhh... The plot thickens...



And her husband died of colon cancer!!
Quote:Oh, THAT kind of stool.  I thought TMD resurfaced.
Post of the day! :thumbsup:
Ya know, I was hoping nobody would find out about this. Whatever happened to doctor-patient confidentiality???
Quote:It was removed from his colon, not his brain. Tongue
There's a difference?
Talk about a pain in the [BLEEP].....
Holy [BLEEP]!
Quote:Holy [BAD WORD REMOVED]!


I doubt it had been blessed.
the human body is both amazing and completely disgusting.
Coincidentally im droppin the kids off at that pool as we speak
Quote:Coincidentally im droppin the kids off at that pool as we speak



Remember to wash your hands...and wipe down your phone with Clorox wipes!! :blink:
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