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About as equally ineffective.

I am so tired of watching Henne as QB of the Jags I am almost willing to concede that I would take any other QB in the entire NFL over him.

 

Well, almost.

"Not even if he's released"

 

Not on a boat, not with a goat

Not on a plane, not on a train,

Not with a fork, not with a spork

 

I do not 

Like QBs who can't throw

 

I do not

Like this Tim T-Bow

Quote:For goodness sake, will this vigil for Tebow ever end?!?

 

Not without a wooden stake.

Jeff George.

Quote:"Not even if he's released"


Not on a boat, not with a goat

Not on a plane, not on a train,

Not with a fork, not with a spork


I do not

Like QBs who can't throw


I do not

Like this Tim T-Bow

I do not like QBS who suck, Caldwell I am.

Henbow.

Should be "Tebow or Morris"... not Henne... he's a proven back up.

I started feeling a bit queasy listening to the announcers gush over Henne last week. Luckily, he tripped over his own feet and fumbled the ball a few plays later  and showed them that he wasn't who they thought he was. See... there IS a God !

Don't want a guy who won't play unless he's the QB. Denard went to a new position. Bamas last QB...forget name...is trying as a corner. They just want to play. This guy, being the nicest guy in the world, demonstrates selfish spoiled I'll take my ball home if I'm not QB attitude, all the while presenting himself as Hey Zeus himself.

He's a decent player, just not at the position he covets. Get over it.

So with that I'd take ....insert name here....

Is Ryan Leaf available? :pirate:

Every time Tebow is mentioned here, God kills a kitten

Quote:Every time Tebow is mentioned here, God kills a kitten

So do I.

The bizarre hatred continues

Quote:I'd take any QB in the league over Tebow, except for Blaine Gabbert.

 

Gabbert's preseason stats:  23-28, 82.1%, 7.3 AVG, 1 TD, 0 INT, 108.8 rating

Tebow's preseason stats: 10-19, 52.6%, 5.1 AVG, 0 TD, 0 INT, 67.2 rating

Quote:The bizarre hatred infatuation continues.

Tebow, and its not even close

Vick would of been a way better option

The scene:

 

The Jaguars Locker Room.

 

12 midnight.

 

The night before final cuts.

 

The remaining Jaguars players and coaches surround the team logo.

 

The lights dim.

 

GM Flsprtsgod steps through the men to the center of the room.

 

He calls the quarterbacks to join him.

 

"Men, Blake Bortles is the man to lead this team to the promised land. No one disputes that!"

 

A cheer erupts from the team.

 

Bortles circles the room exchanging words, handshakes and high fives with his comrades,

 

The GM continues, "We need someone who can step in if Blake goes down. A man to fill those shoes who can take this team and carry on. On our roster we have Chad Henne, Blaine Gabbert and Tim Tebow."

 

A murmur of disapproval washes through the crowd. 

 

"Men, there can be only one."

 

From under his sport coat the GM produces a small camping hatchet, its blade gleams in the light.

 
He drops it to the floor and proclaims,"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!"

 

Fade...

 

 

Epilogue:

 

Flsprtsgod stands with Coach Bradley watching the brutality of human desperation unfold before them.

 

Coach: "What are we gonna do if the last one is too hurt to play?"

 

FL: "I hope so, I already traded for Aaron Murray." 

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yes, that too.  goes both ways kimosabe