Wait... He was supposed to use his hand???
Quote:Wait... He was supposed to use his hand???
Unless he bought you dinner first!
Quote:Sorry..I have no sympathy for you. As a woman, I've been poked and prodded and had my boobs squeezed between to steel plates...a finger up the ol poop shoot isn't that big of a deal. Unless of course your Doctor has big hands!!
You should have found a more sensitive husband then, if that's what he does to you.
Quote:You should have found a more sensitive husband then, if that's what he does to you.
There's a safe word...if that helps! :woot:
Quote:Wait... He was supposed to use his hand???
As long as it's not his whole hand, perhaps just a pinky finger. Anything that enters better be from the ends of the arms rather than the mid-section! :woot:
Quote:As long as it's not his whole hand, perhaps just a pinky finger. Anything that enters better be from the ends of the arms rather than the mid-section! :woot:
My wife puts a foot up there sometimes...
Quote:My wife puts a foot up there sometimes...
I hope for your sake that she has small feet.
Quote:There's a safe word...if that helps! :woot:
It's probably the universal one in situations like this, "OWWWWWWWWWW"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote:It's probably the universal one in situations like this, "OWWWWWWWWWW"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are probably right!! :yes:
Oh he does, I swear his fingers are 4 feet long. Could be perspective though, I just know I don't like it one bit!
Quote:Oh he does, I swear his fingers are 4 feet long. Could be perspective though, I just know I don't like it one bit!
It's not the length that you need to be worried so much about!!!
See what you turned this thread in to Bunny..... A talk about prostate exams..... It's supposed to be about Kermit and Miss Piggy :teehee: :yes:
So Miss Piggy gives Kermit a prostrate exam... This could be the beginning of a sick movie. :unsure:
Quote:It's not the length that you need to be worried so much about!!!
One hand on your shoulder during the exam is ok, kinda reassuring.
When you feel the second hand up there though...
Quote:So Miss Piggy gives Kermit a prostrate exam... This could be the beginning of a sick movie. :unsure:
Something, something, frog in her throat, something something...
Roll credits.
Quote:Kermit and Miss Piggy Have Broken Up
"We will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al."
Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy announced that they have broken up, just a month before The Muppets TV reboot premieres on ABC.
http://time.com/3984109/kermit-miss-piggy-break-up/
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still just a pig.... ribbit