Are y’all treating your bathroom like a chevron station bathroom? You know the ones you need to ask for the key attached to a night stick?  Are you lining your toilet with toilet paper (where applicable) and flushing the toilet with your shoe?  Washing your hands and opening the door with the paper towel and dropping the towel on the floor while double kicking the door open for your escape while doing “that” dance move to avoid it hitting you?   For shots and giggles I did that at the house with the wife in near vicinity.  Let me just say this, my humor and hers clash.  I was accused of insinuating that she kept a dirty house and was instructed that if I was not happy with the sanitary conditions, I should help out with the cleaning.  Way to go overboard honey.  Take a joke.  Laugh a bit.  Then I gave her back the key.  I took it off the night stick. I feel I may need it soon.

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