My wife is normally a pretty crappy gift giver.  However, this past Christmas,  I received a pretty nice belt.  One with a lifetime warranty and one in which is also very sturdy for...oh... idk, concealed carry.  Cool!  This morning I was presented with a gift.  For some reason “tennis” shoes don’t hold up to lawn work.  UA, Nike, sketchers last only a few months before the soles give out    I’ve got a good pair of Redwings, but I really only use them when expecting wet conditions.  I’ve had them for years.  Great boots.  My gift this morning was “indestructible shoes”.  Look cool as hell.  They look like Skechers mesh shoes.  Good job wifey on the look!  Turns out, they’re also steel toe! Sweet! The sole is noticeably thicker and stronger.  Well, the mesh is the last thing that makes me wonder why these are “indestructible”.  Well, I go online.  Puncture proof or resistant, I don’t remember, non slip; steel toe, and [BLEEP] Kevlar mesh!!!!  She keeps this up, and I’m only a few Christmas and birthday presents away from being Tony stark or a super hero!!!   I haven’t decided yet!   But I’m satisfied.  I’ll have to come up with my super hero name though.  Suggestions are welcomed.

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