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Questions You Wonder About, But Are Afraid To Ask

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#101
05-28-2019, 04:52 PM

Why do all “homeless” people have a sharpie? Any time I need one, I turn the house upside down and still can’t find mine.
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#102
05-28-2019, 05:12 PM

(05-28-2019, 02:26 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote:
(05-28-2019, 01:27 PM)homebiscuit Wrote:

I thought that said modeling. I was about to reach for my checkbook.

You don't write checks for that service, it's a cash only business.

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#103
05-28-2019, 05:17 PM

Bunnie is a teaser, not a doer. Get your dollar bills out.

How long until I’m banned?
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#104
05-28-2019, 07:32 PM

Cows and deer eat essentially the same thing.  Why do cows poop in patties while dear poop in pebbles?


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05-29-2019, 09:26 AM (This post was last modified: 05-29-2019, 09:27 AM by Mikey.)

(05-28-2019, 01:19 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote:
(05-28-2019, 01:16 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: (sigh) Oh, for God’s sake!

Just making sure no one goes there! I’ve got to earn my paycheck on here by doing occasional moding! Tongue

They pay you in pie and ice cream?

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(05-28-2019, 04:52 PM)Jags Wrote: Why do all “homeless” people have a sharpie?   Any time I need one, I turn the house upside down and still can’t find mine.

@Where do you think they get there sharpies? Duh!@
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#106
05-29-2019, 10:36 AM

(05-28-2019, 07:32 PM)jagibelieve Wrote: Cows and deer eat essentially the same thing.  Why do cows poop in patties while dear poop in pebbles?

You’re overthinking poop.
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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#107
05-29-2019, 12:05 PM

(05-29-2019, 10:36 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: You’re overthinking poop.

You're about a month late to be critiquing mock drafts, bunnie!
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#108
05-30-2019, 05:13 PM

(05-28-2019, 07:32 PM)jagibelieve Wrote: Cows and deer eat essentially the same thing.  Why do cows poop in patties while dear poop in pebbles?

Maybe deer eat too much dairy and are always constipated.   Cows make dairy products so they’re automatically immune.  

But I’m guess the four stomachs and diet may have something to do with it.
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#109
05-30-2019, 09:02 PM

If we actually ask the question, does that mean it not worthy of this thread?
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