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Intoxicated Time Traveler Warned Of Alien Invasion

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Intoxicated Time Traveler Warned Of Alien Invasion

Top contender for 2017 Police Report of the Year

In what seems like a plausible story, a Wyoming man arrested for public intoxication told police that he was a time traveler from the year 2048 who had returned to warn of a future invasion by aliens who had filled his body with alcohol, according to a strong candidate for 2017 Police Report of the Year.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/d...ler-690412
Me sarcastic? No couldn't be. I am much too dim witted to grasp the quaint subtleties of such potent mockery!!!
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(This post was last modified: 10-11-2017, 12:28 PM by Browntrouser.)

Was his name Russell Case?
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(10-06-2017, 05:23 PM)The Drifter Wrote: Intoxicated Time Traveler Warned Of Alien Invasion

Top contender for 2017 Police Report of the Year

In what seems like a plausible story, a Wyoming man arrested for public intoxication told police that he was a time traveler from the year 2048 who had returned to warn of a future invasion by aliens who had filled his body with alcohol, according to a strong candidate for 2017 Police Report of the Year.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/d...ler-690412

I was misquoted.
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I believe it.

Have you seen some of the [BLEEP] that is going on these days?
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I just glanced at the thread title and I thought it read Allen Iverson


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Damn man, I had a few too many shots. Give a brother a break will ya?
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Has anyone seen EricC85 lately?
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(10-13-2017, 03:55 PM)TJBender Wrote: Has anyone seen EricC85 lately?

Busy man I live a busy life!
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(10-13-2017, 09:26 PM)EricC85 Wrote:
(10-13-2017, 03:55 PM)TJBender Wrote: Has anyone seen EricC85 lately?

Busy man I live a busy life!

You'd think time travel would help you keep things in check.
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