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Woman, 26, chopped off boyfriend’s penis with garden shears

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11-28-2017, 05:04 PM

Woman, 26, chopped off boyfriend’s penis with garden shears

Brenda Barattini, 26, is accused of using garden shears to chop off the manhood of a man known only as Sergio F, 40.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/28/woman-26-c...e-7113883/
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11-28-2017, 07:02 PM

When questioned by authorities about the woman's possible motive, he could only reply, " I'm stumped."
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11-29-2017, 11:00 AM

Who actually has garden shears these days
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11-29-2017, 02:15 PM

(11-29-2017, 11:00 AM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: Who actually has garden shears these days

People who cut off penises. Duh.
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11-29-2017, 02:37 PM

I think they are called pruning shears...and now we know why.
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11-29-2017, 10:02 PM

(11-28-2017, 05:04 PM)The Drifter Wrote: Brenda Barattini, 26, is accused of using garden shears to chop off the manhood of a man known only as Sergio F, 40.

"Hey Sergio, one less limb in the family tree, huh?"
"Ummm...errrr...what are you talking about?"
"Your ex-girlfriend, Brenda? Brenda Barattini? I get why she's your ex!"
"No, that's not, oh, bugger."
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11-30-2017, 12:31 AM

Somewhere, Lorena Bobbitt is smiling.
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11-30-2017, 09:54 AM

(11-30-2017, 12:31 AM)Jagsfan4life9/28/82 Wrote: Somewhere, Lorena Bobbitt is smiling.

And John is curled up in a corner, covering his junk
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11-30-2017, 01:12 PM

(11-30-2017, 09:54 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote:
(11-30-2017, 12:31 AM)Jagsfan4life9/28/82 Wrote: Somewhere, Lorena Bobbitt is smiling.

And John is curled up in a corner, covering his junk

LOL.  At least his got re-attached.
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11-30-2017, 01:35 PM

(11-30-2017, 01:12 PM)Sneakers Wrote:
(11-30-2017, 09:54 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: And John is curled up in a corner, covering his junk

LOL.  At least his got re-attached.

I wonder, what would have been the reaction if John had chopped off Lorena's [BLEEP]?
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