You can't have homer picks next week. Texans play the Titans. I don't know who I want to win. If the Texans win people will be raving about the great Watson, Watt or Clowney. If the Titans win then we have to listen to the Titans fans bragging about how they are going to take the division. Maybe they could just tie?

Titans will smack the texans. I'm not judging this team based on that 7 hour fiasco in miami. Did anyone see the phantom holding call that wiped out henry's 60 yd td? Miami was a nightmare last season as well. Stupid dolphins get lucky every time the tacks come to town.

Be careful with who you send to do the smacking. You guys can't afford to lose anymore good players, I think you guys only have like..1 left? maybe? I dunno, we don't want you guys hurting your hands.

Seriously tho, I think you guys are going to be battling for 3rd place. Neither one of you have a good QB. At least our garbage QB can stay healthy, your garbage QB had worse stats than ours AND he got himself an owie.

I think your game is going to go more like this.

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"Don't argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference."

Jags
Bengals
Dolphins
Pats

4-0 to start.

Kudos.  'Phins forgot the whole "They are who we thought they were" thing.  I expect them to win no more than 6 games this year.

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Jags 1-0. Rest of the AFC South 0-3.

4-0 for ya boy. Less get it.

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I would love to get a few more weeks out of it

You can't have homer picks next week. Texans play the Titans. I don't know who I want to win. If the Texans win people will be raving about the great Watson, Watt or Clowney. If the Titans win then we have to listen to the Titans fans bragging about how they are going to take the division. Maybe they could just tie?

Stupid NFL schedule makers ruin everything!  Am I allowed to predict a tie?  I could just predict both to lose and take one for the team.

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Full homer worked!
4-0

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