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Fisherman is killed by crocodile that bites off his penis

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Fisherman is killed by crocodile that bites off his penis
  • Paul Nyamhanza was fishing with his brother at a dam when croc attacked him
  • When park rangers recovered his body later they found his penis was bitten off 
  • Provincial police spokesman warned others not to fish in croc-infested waters
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...lADFENuS2Q
Me sarcastic? No couldn't be. I am much too dim witted to grasp the quaint subtleties of such potent mockery!!!
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#2

The world would be much better without all these Dictators.
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#3

Talk about adding insult to injury.
I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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#4

No means no!
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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(05-17-2019, 06:28 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: No means no!

I wasn’t aware that worked for men too.  Thought it was like a one way street.
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#6

He was fishing with the wrong worm.
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(This post was last modified: 05-18-2019, 06:42 AM by Caldrac.)

Should have used one of his arms instead of his third leg. Crocodiles are some of the oldest, dirtiest prostitutes in the world. They don't call it "Old Croc Cheese" in the land down under for no reason.
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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."
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#8

Hmmm guess that’s not how you noddle?
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#9

Always wear briefs instead of boxers near crocs.
When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.
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