[BLEEP] you and the horse you rode in on.

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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."

[BLEEP] you and the horse you rode in on.

"That wasn't a horse, it was your mother. And I wasn't riding, I was mounted." 

Best comeback I ever heard for that line.

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[BLEEP] you and the horse you rode in on.

"That wasn't a horse, it was your mother. And I wasn't riding, I was mounted." 

Best comeback I ever heard for that line.

Thank you, I just choked on my root beer on that one........

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You know trouble is right around the corner when your best friend tells you to hold his beer!!

"You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits."

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"Well [BLEEP] me sideways with a lunchbox."

-Ethan Albright

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If I wanted any lip from you, I’d jiggle my zipper.

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Okay, here's a football one...

We made up for our lack of speed by not tackling.

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Time Will Tell.

NH3...

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"AZANE"

Time heals all wounds.

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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."

[BLEEP] in one hand and ‘want’ in the other, see which fills up faster.

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Pick and choose your battles wisely.

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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."

Time heals all wounds.

Lots of wounds fester and kill you.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Pick and choose your battles wisely.

I used to tell people at work: Don't fight battles that aren't worth fighting, and don't fight battles you can't win.  

I saved a few careers with that advice.

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Pick and choose your battles wisely.

I used to tell people at work: Don't fight battles that aren't worth fighting, and don't fight battles you can't win.  

I saved a few careers with that advice.

"You don't slap up."

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

"If you keep an open mind your brain will leak out, unless it's bigger than a pea."

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast. 

Stupid is as stupid does- Forrest Gump

Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.

Stay frosty.

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“Any man worth the name knows the value of being unreachable.” Al Swearengen (Deadwood)

Boy, do I agree with that one.

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Another good one of mine that I think every professional should take to heart.

"I am the weapon. The sword is just a friend that I take into battle."

- Unknown Samurai

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Nothing is more wasteful than becoming very good at doing something you shouldn't be doing at all.

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Season Ticket holder since 2004.

 

        

Like I told my last wife, I says, “Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.” - Jack Burton

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I'm condescending. That means I talk down to you.