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Vegan Claims Sausage Roll ‘Traumatized’ Her ‘For Life’

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Oh Boo Freaking Hoo snowflake

Vegan Claims Sausage Roll ‘Traumatized’ Her ‘For Life’

A vegan who says she was served a pork sausage roll that she thought was meat-free claims she has been “traumatized for life.”

https://www.dailywire.com/news/vegan-cla...aign=cnews
Me sarcastic? No couldn't be. I am much too dim witted to grasp the quaint subtleties of such potent mockery!!!
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#2

So many jokes...Must hold back. Confused
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#3

I think this title is in Vivid's 2019 new releases catalog.
“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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(This post was last modified: 10-02-2019, 03:21 AM by TheO-LineMatters.)

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(10-01-2019, 02:29 PM)B2hibry Wrote: So many jokes...Must hold back. Confused

Good ones too!  This is taking a tremendous amount of restraint......……...I'm not sure how long I can hold off.
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#6

I was curious as to whether the roll was advertised as being vegetarian. The article didn't say. Sounds like she's just a knuckle head who has sausage remorse and is trying to get some money out of the deal.
I'm condescending. That means I talk down to you.
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#7

Holding back some very blue jokes.
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#8

In the absence of any real conflict or problems, the human mind will invent it's own.
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#9

My sausage roll traumatized lots of ladies..


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(10-03-2019, 10:24 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: My sausage roll traumatized lots of ladies..

Microphobia - the fear of small objects.       Laughing
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(10-04-2019, 05:02 AM)Sneakers Wrote:
(10-03-2019, 10:24 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: My sausage roll traumatized lots of ladies..

Microphobia - the fear of small objects.       Laughing

https://youtu.be/AFu39dOpWt0


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#12

Our Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control -
What a wild duet!

"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."        --Plato
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#13

LMAO.

The Vegan finally tried the Sausage and the Sausage Won.

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"AZANE"
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