Ramsay Bolton, austere diplomat and animal caretaker, passed away at home surrounded by his dogs. #WaPoDeathNotices

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Pol Pot, gentle field tender, farming enthusiast dies at 72 of a heart attack

The sad thing is that these jokes are not ridiculous enough that they couldn't be true. The satire from The Babylon Bee has been a target of Snopes fact checking. The NYT actually wrote this one:

Stalin Rose From Czarist Oppression to Transform Russia Into Mighty Socialist State.

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"Why should I give information to you when all you want to do is find something wrong with it?"

#Magawinning

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#Magawinning

MAGA – in Nigerian parlance is a word that means easily fooled idiot.
Which seems entirely pertinent, both in terms of Trump, and in terms of you.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/maga-m...led-idiot/

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"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."        --Plato

#Magawinning

MAGA – in Nigerian parlance is a word that means easily fooled idiot.
Which seems entirely pertinent, both in terms of Trump, and in terms of you.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/maga-m...led-idiot/

Wow, you are triggered!

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MAGA – in Nigerian parlance is a word that means easily fooled idiot.
Which seems entirely pertinent, both in terms of Trump, and in terms of you.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/maga-m...led-idiot/

Wow, you are triggered!

 Oh, sorry. I did not mean to leave you out.

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"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."        --Plato

Wow, you are triggered!

 Oh, sorry. I did not mean to leave you out.

Take your meds and switch over to your Gabe account.

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 Oh, sorry. I did not mean to leave you out.

Take your meds and switch over to your Gabe account.

I haven't heard from him in a couple days. If he shows up, Please let him know I lost my copy of his talking points. Thanks.

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"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."        --Plato

#Magawinning

jj, on the day that you were born, president Ronald Reagan and vice president George H.W. Bush were renominated at the Republican convention in Dallas,Texas. That explains a lot.

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"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."        --Plato

Everyone knows Trump timed this to steal the news cycle for a few hours from impeachment.

So he used one of the Democrats tricks

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He only informed people he trusts, the fact that most of Congress is not trustworthy should really upset us.

He no longer trusts Rudi Giuliani.

Isn't Rudi just his lawyer?

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#Magawinning

jj, on the day that you were born, president Ronald Reagan and vice president George H.W. Bush were renominated at the Republican convention in Dallas,Texas. That explains a lot.

So I am The Chosen One?

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Everyone knows Trump timed this to steal the news cycle for a few hours from impeachment.

So he used one of the Democrats tricks

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He no longer trusts Rudi Giuliani.

Isn't Rudi just his lawyer?

Gabe is literally just making stuff up. He is becoming unhinged before our very eyes.

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jj, on the day that you were born, president Ronald Reagan and vice president George H.W. Bush were renominated at the Republican convention in Dallas,Texas. That explains a lot.

So I am The Chosen One?

No, I was wondering if you were born in the bleachers.

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"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."        --Plato

So I am The Chosen One?

No, I was wondering if you were born in the bleachers.

It's ok.  I understand what you're going through.  I can only imagine what it's like to have to come to a board like this every day.  To know, deep down in your soul, that no matter how much you believe something, how much you feel like you are right, you know that there is someone here that is going to not only completely destroy your ideology but do it with style.  It has to get frustrating.  But hey, don't worry.  This is where the healing begins!

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No, I was wondering if you were born in the bleachers.

It's ok.  I understand what you're going through.  I can only imagine what it's like to have to come to a board like this every day.  To know, deep down in your soul, that no matter how much you believe something, how much you feel like you are right, you know that there is someone here that is going to not only completely destroy your ideology but do it with style.  It has to get frustrating.  But hey, don't worry.  This is where the healing begins!

That is the first thing you have ever typed that you didn't rip off from a right wing conservative open source blog. I am deeply touched that you would take the time to consider other sources on my behalf. I would humbly like to thank both you and Oprah for those kind words.

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"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."        --Plato

It's ok.  I understand what you're going through.  I can only imagine what it's like to have to come to a board like this every day.  To know, deep down in your soul, that no matter how much you believe something, how much you feel like you are right, you know that there is someone here that is going to not only completely destroy your ideology but do it with style.  It has to get frustrating.  But hey, don't worry.  This is where the healing begins!

That is the first thing you have ever typed that you didn't rip off from a right wing conservative open source blog. I am deeply touched that you would take the time to consider other sources on my behalf. I would humbly like to thank both you and Oprah for those kind words.

Rough night tonight huh?

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I was in Tallahassee for an awards banquet for the little lady this weekend. One less ISIS terrorist around - whether it was by our fire or his own detonation, I'm happy about it.

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I'll play you in ping pong. 

We need a meme with Trump saying "Who's Your Bahgdadi"

Nice to switch gears a bit after hearing about his "Perfect Call" over the past few weeks.

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This was Trump's quid pro quo with Erdoğan.  For leaving Syria, Erdoğan would give Trump the location of Bag Daddy.  Much of ISIS escaped into Turkey along with the 3 million "migrants", so Erdoğan knows exactly where they are.

The cool thing is that as we are leaving Syria, Putin is stepping in it.  Let Putin babysit a thousand year old border dispute and the many disparate factions present in Syria and the region.  If/when ISIS makes a comeback, Putin will own that, too.

4D chess.

The Kurds were the ones helping on this one. 

4D chess, indeed. Your boy got played.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

It looks very petty to only inform 2 Republican Senators and no one else in Congress.
But the President has no obligation to inform anyone in Congress of a fast moving military situation for up to 30 days, according to the war powers Act, so the fact that he didn't tell them is ultimately not a big deal.

He only informed people he trusts, the fact that most of Congress is not trustworthy should really upset us.

Which is [BLEEP], Trump only trusts sycophants and yes men. That should upset you.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

He only informed people he trusts, the fact that most of Congress is not trustworthy should really upset us.

Which is [BLEEP], Trump only trusts sycophants and yes men. That should upset you.

Easy there slugger. This is a time to celebrate.

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