Well then, you obviously aren't prepared for an apocalyptic situation where the US dollar is rendered useless and will need some other form of currency to survive.

You should go ride Pirates of the Caribbean at Disney. You may learn something at the end.

Are you storing this precious metal in your house? Where did you say you live again?

I don't see your point. Are you threatening to attempt to rob me? I'd like that very much.

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If I can't eat it, can't use it as clothing, and can't live in it, and it doesn't pay a dividend or interest or rent, I don't see why I should bother owning it.

When you get out of your adolescence you probably will think otherwise.

Yes because if there's one thing we know about adolescents it's that they understand how to gain dividends, interest, or rent from their investments.

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Are you storing this precious metal in your house? Where did you say you live again?

I don't see your point. Are you threatening to attempt to rob me? I'd like that very much.

I am not threatening to rob you. I would never do such a thing. 
but you did say that the metal was important in case an economic apocalypse came. I hope you have more than a certificate of ownership to secure your possession of this gold you allegedly have. I would hope that it is stored on property that you either own and live at, or have uninterrupted access to. If we are talking about an economic apocalypse you will not want your access to the gold to depend on anyone else, right?

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

Mine is buried under the doghouse.

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