Y’all may be waaay off.  He may quite possibly be “Tebowing” her.

Doubtful...

FTA: "When it came to the ceremony and reception, Tebow told People the three things he was most looking forward to. "The first moment I see her in her wedding dress, the first kiss, and the first dance together as man and wife. It's such a special night," he said."

Well.... that does say ceremony and reception.  If you’re consummating the marriage then, that’s just weird.   I like to think when Mrs Tebow and he we’re back in the hotel room she asked him to play some music.  And he happily obliges.  Then plays Ludacris’ “What’s Your Fantasy”.

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I’m just saying, after dating THAT for a year and a half and not tapping it,  you’ve got to be thinking some nasty things.  No matter how long it lasted.

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Just because he’s done missionary work, doesn’t mean he’s working it in the missionary. Know what I mean?

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We’ll just agree to disagree.

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"No, Tim, you take that and put it in here!"

Really!! exclaimed Timmy....that's just Ewwwwww!!

Wait until she asks him to go under center for the first time!

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Really!! exclaimed Timmy....that's just Ewwwwww!!

Wait until she asks him to go under center for the first time!

You know, this paired with your sig makes for true comedy gold...

+1,000,000,000,000,000,000

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Doubtful...

FTA: "When it came to the ceremony and reception, Tebow told People the three things he was most looking forward to. "The first moment I see her in her wedding dress, the first kiss, and the first dance together as man and wife. It's such a special night," he said."

Well.... that does say ceremony and reception.  If you’re consummating the marriage then, that’s just weird.   I like to think when Mrs Tebow and he we’re back in the hotel room she asked him to play some music.  And he happily obliges.  Then plays Ludacris’ “What’s Your Fantasy”.

You know what I was most looking forward to at my reception? Getting the hell out of there.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Really!! exclaimed Timmy....that's just Ewwwwww!!

Wait until she asks him to go under center for the first time!

You owe me a Coke. And, more importantly, a keyboard and monitor.

Well done. +infinity

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She’s pretty but I was thinking he would marry an absolute dime piece.

Her eye looks swollen and she kinda sags a little bit. Oh well good luck Tim.

“I promise you, no one will work as hard as I will, no one will want it more than I do”

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She’s pretty but I was thinking he would marry an absolute dime piece.

Her eye looks swollen and she kinda sags a little bit. Oh well good luck Tim.

“I promise you, no one will work as hard as I will, no one will want it more than I do”

Huh? She’s all of 25 and was Miss Universe. There’s nothing on that girl that sags even a little bit.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

She’s pretty but I was thinking he would marry an absolute dime piece.

Her eye looks swollen and she kinda sags a little bit. Oh well good luck Tim.

“I promise you, no one will work as hard as I will, no one will want it more than I do”

Huh? She’s all of 25 and was Miss Universe. There’s nothing on that girl that sags even a little bit.

Give me 5 minutes and I could take care of that!!!

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

Huh? She’s all of 25 and was Miss Universe. There’s nothing on that girl that sags even a little bit.

Give me 5 minutes and I could take care of that!!!

If you’re going to dream...dream big!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Huh? She’s all of 25 and was Miss Universe. There’s nothing on that girl that sags even a little bit.

Give me 5 minutes and I could take care of that!!!

Or maybe you would be sagging and she would be looking disappointed.

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Give me 5 minutes and I could take care of that!!!

Or maybe you would be sagging and she would be looking disappointed.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Give me 5 minutes and I could take care of that!!!

Or maybe you would be sagging and she would be looking disappointed.

A true competitor would be up to the challenge.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

She’s pretty but I was thinking he would marry an absolute dime piece.

Her eye looks swollen and she kinda sags a little bit. Oh well good luck Tim.

“I promise you, no one will work as hard as I will, no one will want it more than I do”

Huh? She’s all of 25 and was Miss Universe. There’s nothing on that girl that sags even a little bit.

It's physics. Nothing that big and heavy avoids sagging after age 14, even with surgical help.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

Well hopefully he didn't pull a hammy. That would be embarrassing.

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I'm condescending. That means I talk down to you.

Well hopefully he didn't pull a hammy. That would be embarrassing.

Maybe she wanted to watch the pulling. Not that odd...

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Dude's probably wondering around the house like John Holmes right now.

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What’s this talk of a hammy? Isn’t the objective to pull a groin muscle?

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